Bowl Game Names for you

[Cuervohola]

Being that companies sponsor the Bowl games that 95% of the country doesn't watch besides the big "playoff" games, what would be an ideal Bowl Game name for you to watch and repeatedly hear "Welcome back to the ______ Bowl, with Northeastern Minnesota leading 24-3 over a rugged South Central Kansas team... It's a balmy 53 degrees here with I think I counted 18 people in the track area"...

Men could choose a game like the Jimmy Dean Bowl or the Hooters Bowl...

Women could choose a game like the Calgon Take Me Away Bowl or the Richard Simmons Work Those Thighs Bowl...

Ideas?

 

[mtgriz]

How about the Manute Bowl? Anyone over 7’ tall and under 200 lbs. gets free admission.

 

[Wolf777]

How about the Manute Bowl? Anyone over 7’ tall and under 200 lbs. gets free admission.

Then you would obvious have to have the Bol Bol Bowl. A bowl so nice they named it thrice!

 

[dupuyer griz]

The durex condom keeping you safe from watching good football bowl.

 

[EverettGriz]

fcs fans making fun of bowl games always reminds me of bub fans who'd come on our board and try to mock us after we lost the championship or in the semis or something, after they've been sitting home for weeks following yet another 3-8 season.

 

[3-7-77]

Ever take a tour of the Old Montana Prison? I suggest 'The Honey Pot Bowl.'