Badlands Bowl

[AZGrizFan]

I've been to two World's Fairs, an ICBE convention, a European Fecal Standards & Measurements Board meeting in Zürich, and a pig-fucking contest, and I've never seen anything shittier than Fargo.

Ladies and gentlemen, I have been to the Great Wall of China, I have seen the Pyramids of Egypt, I've even witnessed a grown man satisfy a camel. But never in all my years as a sportscaster have I witnessed something as improbable, as impossible, as what we've witnessed here today!

 

[get'em_griz]

yes NDSU success has elevated the young people of north dakota high school teams and their efforts, I salute them for that.

Maybe it will elevate them to move to Minnesota so they can play for NDSU someday.

Home grown talent.
Montana- 40 kids from in state
NDSU- 24 kids from ND

Mabey they only used to have like 5 kids from ND and that's why they think the gap is closing.

NDSU is a regional school now, 50/50 Minnesota.
NDSU has beaches and 1000 lakes 45 minutes away.
North Dakota especially Fargo is a pretty dam cool town, relax.

Cool story brah... didn't realize that NDSU owned all those beaches. And I didn't realize that North Dakota is actually one giant town, not a state.
Let's see... I think I'll take the state of Montana's lakes and beaches over NDSU's lakes and beaches...

Montana beaches:

VS.

This:

 

[Lakerhater]

I've been to two World's Fairs, an ICBE convention, a European Fecal Standards & Measurements Board meeting in Zürich, and a pig-fucking contest, and I've never seen anything shittier than Fargo.

Why would you go to a "pig-fucking contest" ? Was your wife a contestant ?

 

[Ursa Major]

I've been to two World's Fairs, an ICBE convention, a European Fecal Standards & Measurements Board meeting in Zürich, and a pig-fucking contest, and I've never seen anything shittier than Fargo.

Ladies and gentlemen, I have been to the Great Wall of China, I have seen the Pyramids of Egypt, I've even witnessed a grown man satisfy a camel. But never in all my years as a sportscaster have I witnessed something as improbable, as impossible, as what we've witnessed here today!

I believe this is the man he is paraphrasing:



Sincerely,
General Turgidson

 

[CDAGRIZ]

I've been to two World's Fairs, an ICBE convention, a European Fecal Standards & Measurements Board meeting in Zürich, and a pig-fucking contest, and I've never seen anything shittier than Fargo.

Why would you go to a "pig-fucking contest" ? Was your wife a contestant ?

There was a Groupon.

 

[NativeGriz]

I've been to two World's Fairs, an ICBE convention, a European Fecal Standards & Measurements Board meeting in Zürich, and a pig-fucking contest, and I've never seen anything shittier than Fargo.

Why would you go to a "pig-fucking contest" ? Was your wife a contestant ?

There was a Groupon.

:lol: I usually don't use those stupid little emotion icons, but that was funny. You might need to explain Groupon to the ND fans.

 

[AZGrizFan]

I've been to two World's Fairs, an ICBE convention, a European Fecal Standards & Measurements Board meeting in Zürich, and a pig-fucking contest, and I've never seen anything shittier than Fargo.

Why would you go to a "pig-fucking contest" ? Was your wife a contestant ?

There was a Groupon.

You are on FIRE! :lol: :clap: