I invite everybody to take in T-Buff game day. It's just like Washington-Grizzly Stadium! Except there's more green and yellow. And there's no mountain or river. And they play in a church. And the food is less healthy. And it's pitch dark for the big pre-game light show. And the crowd yells "move the chains!" in semi-unison. In short, why wouldn't ESPN just move their headquarters there?