Any Egrizzers going to Chambers Bay?

[Hammer]

Mr.T. If, one of these years, you happen to qualify for the US Open would you consider letting argh! work your bag?

If I'm not mistaken, I believe there has been a public open invitation for that for the past half-dozen years.

If push came to shove and Mr T could have only one e-griz poster work his bag at the US Open, I wonder who he'd choose?

I worked his bag at the GSA golf tourney in Butte a couple weeks ago and he seemed to enjoy it :lol:

 

[Ursa Major]

Mr.T. If, one of these years, you happen to qualify for the US Open would you consider letting argh! work your bag?

If I'm not mistaken, I believe there has been a public open invitation for that for the past half-dozen years.

If push came to shove and Mr T could have only one e-griz poster work his bag at the US Open, I wonder who he'd choose?

That's a great question, Snap, and I'm sure it's one that gets asked quite often. It's times like this that I wish we had a forum on egriz where we could ask such questions and get them answered.

I hope this finds you well!

 

[AllWeatherFan]

Wait, what exactly does it mean to "work a guy's bag?" Jesus, another question that would be awesome to have answered in a thread on this forum!

 

[CDAGRIZ]

Wait, what exactly does it mean to "work a guy's bag?" Jesus, another question that would be awesome to have answered in a thread on this forum!

AWF, that is a great question . . .

 

[CDAGRIZ]

OK, how much would you have to be paid to work a guy's bag? Would you work a guys bag for $100k? Should I start a pole about it?

 

[AllWeatherFan]

I'd have a sliding scale depending on whose bag I'd have to work.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

Good tip. A sliding scale on a pole is probably key to working a guy's bag effectively. Or vice versa.

Let's talk numbers:

-Ursa
-Titleist
-EG
-Growler

Go.

 

[AllWeatherFan]

Good tip. A sliding scale on a pole is probably key to working a guy's bag effectively. Or vice versa.

Let's talk numbers:

-Ursa
-Titleist
-EG
-Growler

Go.

Ursa. I'd pay him. He's such a whore.
Titleist. Ten grand.
EG. Five grand.
Growler. Infinity grand.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

Good tip. A sliding scale on a pole is probably key to working a guy's bag effectively. Or vice versa.

Let's talk numbers:

-Ursa
-Titleist
-EG
-Growler

Go.

Ursa. I'd pay him. He's such a whore.
Titleist. Ten grand.
EG. Five grand.
Growler. Infinity grand.

Written like a true gentleman's bag worker. Lucky for you, I've heard that Growler has infinity grand laying around. I'm told he's accomplished more before 35 as a regional sales rep than I will accomplish in my entire career as a lowly turd farmer (largely due to the fact that I am not a regional sales rep, but a lowly turd farmer). I haven't wealth nor fame.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

Mr.T. If, one of these years, you happen to qualify for the US Open would you consider letting argh! work your bag?

If I'm not mistaken, I believe there has been a public open invitation for that for the past half-dozen years.

If push came to shove and Mr T could have only one e-griz poster work his bag at the US Open, I wonder who he'd choose?

Titleist tells me that when anyone works his bag, he shaves a few strokes off his finish. He quoted Physics. Not any particular theory thereof, just "Physics."

 

[MrTitleist]

Mr.T. If, one of these years, you happen to qualify for the US Open would you consider letting argh! work your bag?

If I'm not mistaken, I believe there has been a public open invitation for that for the past half-dozen years.

If push came to shove and Mr T could have only one e-griz poster work his bag at the US Open, I wonder who he'd choose?

That's a great question, and one I'm asked often. As noted above, Hammer worked my bag at the GSA tournament a few weeks ago. He was a great caddy. Provided laughs, drove me around like a true chauffeur, fed me plenty of alcoholic beverages, and overall my game was iffy. He's not so good at the telling me how far away I am, but a great "you got this, sport!" kind of guy.

AlphaGriz1 worked my bag last weekend at Fairmont Hot Springs. He took it a bit too literally, as always, but after watching Mr (and the original) AG1 drain a couple of 60 foot putts I'd be happy to have him carry my bag anytime.

Ursa would make a fine caddy, though, he needs to be socialized just a bit. Not quite fit for human consumption.

argh! couldn't carry my bag. Skinny jeans and golf just don't mix.

Also, physics(!!!!!).

 

[CDAGRIZ]

:clap: :lol:

Totally agree about Ursa. Can't take that dude out in public; especially as a bag worker. I'm told he doesn't even have a home. Some sob story about a fire . . .

 

[AllWeatherFan]

Yeah, he's destitute, but can't a guy get a leg up? I mean a bag up?

 

[CDAGRIZ]

Yes. He can, if it sticks to the leg up. Likely humidity dependent.

 

[AllWeatherFan]

On another topic, when will Tiger get out of the Woods?

 

[BDizzle]

I'm the beat golfer in this forum. /end of thread

 

[CDAGRIZ]

I'm the beat golfer in this forum. /end of thread

There is no excuse for what they have done to you. Beating a golfer is rarely OK.

 

[bgbigdog]

I haven't wealth nor fame.

Wait...what?

 

[Ursa Major]

Mr.T. If, one of these years, you happen to qualify for the US Open would you consider letting argh! work your bag?

If I'm not mistaken, I believe there has been a public open invitation for that for the past half-dozen years.

If push came to shove and Mr T could have only one e-griz poster work his bag at the US Open, I wonder who he'd choose?

That's a great question, and one I'm asked often. As noted above, Hammer worked my bag at the GSA tournament a few weeks ago. He was a great caddy. Provided laughs, drove me around like a true chauffeur, fed me plenty of alcoholic beverages, and overall my game was iffy. He's not so good at the telling me how far away I am, but a great "you got this, sport!" kind of guy.

AlphaGriz1 worked my bag last weekend at Fairmont Hot Springs. He took it a bit too literally, as always, but after watching Mr (and the original) AG1 drain a couple of 60 foot putts I'd be happy to have him carry my bag anytime.

Ursa would make a fine caddy, though, he needs to be socialized just a bit. Not quite fit for human consumption.

argh! couldn't carry my bag. Skinny jeans and golf just don't mix.

Also, physics(!!!!!).

Shit, don't be telling me about working a man's bag, I'm the bag master! I've got my technique down and everything, I don't be tickling or nothing.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

I haven't wealth nor fame.

Wait...what?

As compared to that of a regional sales rep, I mean.