A Comprehensive, In-Depth Analysis of Why Montana Will Win

[AllWeatherFan]

Because we have Will Cherry, and those other teams don't.

 

[Mousegriz]

And Selvig

 

[GrizPony]

And loud mouthed fans. Like me. :thumb:

 

[Mousegriz]

And fans who channel coaching strategies to Tinkle during the game. Like me!!

 

[PartyGirl]

And girls that make the players happy about playing for Montana. Like me! :eatu:

 

[Proud Griz Man]

And girls that make the players happy about playing for Montana. Like me! :eatu:

:shock:

Annie Savoy: I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I heard that, I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn't work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me. I prefer metaphysics to theology. You see, there's no guilt in baseball, and it's never boring... which makes it like sex. There's never been a ballplayer slept with me who didn't have the best year of his career. Making love is like hitting a baseball: you just gotta relax and concentrate. Besides, I'd never sleep with a player hitting under .250... not unless he had a lot of RBIs and was a great glove man up the middle. You see, there's a certain amount of life wisdom I give these boys. I can expand their minds. Sometimes when I've got a ballplayer alone, I'll just read Emily Dickinson or Walt Whitman to him, and the guys are so sweet, they always stay and listen. 'Course, a guy'll listen to anything if he thinks it's foreplay. I make them feel confident, and they make me feel safe, and pretty. 'Course, what I give them lasts a lifetime; what they give me lasts 142 games. Sometimes it seems like a bad trade. But bad trades are part of baseball - now who can forget Frank Robinson for Milt Pappas, for God's sake? It's a long season and you gotta trust it. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball.

 

[EverettGriz]

I...I...I....ummm....

I was going to comment on this thread. Then I read PG's post and I simply cannot seem to form a complete sentence....



(And we have Coach Tinkle)!

 

[GrizMusician]

http://www.compughterratings.com/CBB/matchups/Montana-vs-E Washington

:thumb:

 

[AllWeatherFan]

That's right, party girl is partying in my thread.

 

[AllWeatherFan]

http://www.compughterratings.com/CBB/matchups/Montana-vs-E Washington

:thumb:

I could have done a cool graph lke that.

 

[Silvertip]

...and the computer likes Weber State 80 PSU 74 with a pair of A- offenses and two crappy defenses.
That should be fun!

 

[ordigger]

Because the other team loss