3-3-5 Defense

[fanofzoo]

Anyone have any idea what is the age cutoff when "meet me outside" goes from actually potentially being tough to just embarrassing internet talk?

I've always wanted to know since joining this board as this is the only place you ever hear this kind of banter in 2021.

:?

Age *11.








*Residents of Philadelphia excepted.

Saw what you did there. :thumb:

 

[HelenaHandBasket]

Pretty sure Sask lives in Canada....where they play football....with a football.

He a freakin' teacher. Need I say more? And what they play in Canada ain't football. They can't even figure out the size of the field.

The typical "I got caught being stupid as shit so I will deflect with some other personal attack" approach.

Not surprising.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

"Better looking" is specious at best. I've personally met you, you handsome devil. And I've witnessed the Dillard mining himself on the sidelines. Let's just say the talk around the Del Webb activities center is that Esther McWilliams turned down "the swap" when she found out it was going to involve him. Everybody has to agree; it's right there in the bylaws.

So, you wanna meet me again? We all know that won't happen.

I'd like to give you three a side and wax you by 10 when you actually have to putt everything out. But, you declined years ago, saying "I'm an old man" and I'm sure you would now as well. I'm also kind of afraid of your sniper buddy, so I'll have to pass. If you ever find yourself in Southern California without your sniper soulmate, I'll pick up your guest fee. Bring your checkbook.

 

[AllWeatherFan]

So, you wanna meet me again? We all know that won't happen.

I'd like to give you three a side and wax you by 10 when you actually have to putt everything out. But, you declined years ago, saying "I'm an old man" and I'm sure you would now as well. I'm also kind of afraid of your sniper buddy, so I'll have to pass. If you ever find yourself in Southern California without your sniper soulmate, I'll pick up your guest fee. Bring your checkbook.

Who DOESN’T bring a mythical sniper buddy with him wherever he goes? :lol:

 

[CDAGRIZ]

I'd like to give you three a side and wax you by 10 when you actually have to putt everything out. But, you declined years ago, saying "I'm an old man" and I'm sure you would now as well. I'm also kind of afraid of your sniper buddy, so I'll have to pass. If you ever find yourself in Southern California without your sniper soulmate, I'll pick up your guest fee. Bring your checkbook.

Who DOESN’T bring a mythical sniper buddy with him wherever he goes? :lol:

Valid point. Hat is off to that. My imaginary friend, Shiloh, always let me win at checkers. Good guy. We still never talk sometimes.

 

[EverettGriz]

I'd like to give you three a side and wax you by 10 when you actually have to putt everything out. But, you declined years ago, saying "I'm an old man" and I'm sure you would now as well. I'm also kind of afraid of your sniper buddy, so I'll have to pass. If you ever find yourself in Southern California without your sniper soulmate, I'll pick up your guest fee. Bring your checkbook.

Who DOESN’T bring a mythical sniper buddy with him wherever he goes? :lol:

I looked into getting a sniper, but those guys cost a pretty penny. So I ended up getting a barber to take along everywhere. Not as intimidating as a sniper, no doubt, but most people don't even notice the extra "p", and I still feel secure and protected. Plus, my hair has never looked better.

 

[AllWeatherFan]

Not as intimidating as a sniper, no doubt, but most people don't even notice the extra "p", and I still feel secure and protected.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[ABQCat]

Garr and Hooked should warm up their flame engines, because here I go..

As good as RH has been in the last two years, and as many accolades he has received from coaches and media (all deserved IMO), he has played pretty damn bad in the last 6 quarters of the Brawl. My circle of Cat fans now refer to him as our 12th man. There. I said it.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

Garr and Hooked should warm up their flame engines, because here I go..

As good as RH has been in the last two years, and as many accolades he has received from coaches and media (all deserved IMO), he has played pretty damn bad in the last 6 quarters of the Brawl. My circle of Cat fans now refer to him as our 12th man. There. I said it.

Do you hang with your circle of guys and dress up like witches and smoke crack in the woods one weekend each year?

 

[Ursa Major]

Garr and Hooked should warm up their flame engines, because here I go..

As good as RH has been in the last two years, and as many accolades he has received from coaches and media (all deserved IMO), he has played pretty damn bad in the last 6 quarters of the Brawl. My circle of Cat fans now refer to him as our 12th man. There. I said it.

Do you hang with your circle of guys and dress up like witches and smoke crack in the woods one weekend each year?

ABQ always struck me as more of a loin cloth and drums kind of guy.

 

[SaskGriz]

Garr and Hooked should warm up their flame engines, because here I go..

As good as RH has been in the last two years, and as many accolades he has received from coaches and media (all deserved IMO), he has played pretty damn bad in the last 6 quarters of the Brawl. My circle of Cat fans now refer to him as our 12th man. There. I said it.

Helen Mirren recently said that her advice to a young her was telling more people to "fuck off". I'm taking her advice her. Please reply on your fan website, I'll never see it.

 

[uofmman1122]

Garr and Hooked should warm up their flame engines, because here I go..

As good as RH has been in the last two years, and as many accolades he has received from coaches and media (all deserved IMO), he has played pretty damn bad in the last 6 quarters of the Brawl. My circle of Cat fans now refer to him as our 12th man. There. I said it.

Really going out on a limb here. Unprecedented honesty from the King Troll.

Really lucky for you guys no other Griz player played badly in the last 6 quarters of the Brawl. :lol:

 

[CDAGRIZ]

Do you hang with your circle of guys and dress up like witches and smoke crack in the woods one weekend each year?

ABQ always struck me as more of a loin cloth and drums kind of guy.

Kind of a “Child of the Sun” guy? I can see it. The type of guy who goes into the desert to do a ton of psychs and solve all the world’s problems by humping Joshua trees and cacti for 10 days before returning to corporate accounts payable.

 

[ABQCat]

ABQ always struck me as more of a loin cloth and drums kind of guy.

Kind of a “Child of the Sun” guy? I can see it. The type of guy who goes into the desert to do a ton of psychs and solve all the world’s problems by humping Joshua trees and cacti for 10 days before returning to corporate accounts payable.

You guys seem to be projecting here.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

Kind of a “Child of the Sun” guy? I can see it. The type of guy who goes into the desert to do a ton of psychs and solve all the world’s problems by humping Joshua trees and cacti for 10 days before returning to corporate accounts payable.

You guys seem to be projecting here.

Projectors are tools that the man uses to control your mind, man. Your whole aura is a drag. I’m gonna call you…Mushroomstamp. Don’t buy in to the projectors, Mushroomstamp.

 

[ABQCat]

You guys seem to be projecting here.

Projectors are tools that the man uses to control your mind, man. Your whole aura is a drag. I’m gonna call you…Mushroomstamp. Don’t buy in to the projectors, Mushroomstamp.

Can't decide if you have a mean-on for mushroomstamps, or you only think I'm worth $9.99 on Amazon, but I'll try to do better.

 

[MikeyGriz]

Garr and Hooked should warm up their flame engines, because here I go..

As good as RH has been in the last two years, and as many accolades he has received from coaches and media (all deserved IMO), he has played pretty damn bad in the last 6 quarters of the Brawl. My circle of Cat fans now refer to him as our 12th man. There. I said it.

I guarantee he will play better in the next 4 quarters!

 

[Copper Griz]

I understand the reason BH and Baer went with a 3-3-5 given what they first inherited. I would prefer more of a base defense since they will likely need to stop a run game if they get deep in the playoffs. I would have also liked to see more recruiting for bigger d lineman. Not an easy position to recruit for in FCS, so I get it. Will be an interesting year. I would really love to see the Griz roll out something unique for running teams.

 

[MikeyGriz]

I understand the reason BH and Baer went with a 3-3-5 given what they first inherited. I would prefer more of a base defense since they will likely need to stop a run game if they get deep in the playoffs. I would have also liked to see more recruiting for bigger d lineman. Not an easy position to recruit for in FCS, so I get it. Will be an interesting year. I would really love to see the Griz roll out something unique for running teams.

Bobby has said he really likes his guys this year. Will be fun to see how this plays out this season!

 

[CDAGRIZ]

Projectors are tools that the man uses to control your mind, man. Your whole aura is a drag. I’m gonna call you…Mushroomstamp. Don’t buy in to the projectors, Mushroomstamp.

Can't decide if you have a mean-on for mushroomstamps, or you only think I'm worth $9.99 on Amazon, but I'll try to do better.

No, Mushroomstamp, we are all children of Planet Earth.