2013 BRINTY AWARD

[argh!]

ok, so the gawdamn internet police just showed up here in my mother's basement, accusing me of bribing major major in order to have my 'name' associated with a brinty. i told them that i had no idea how that five bucks showed up in major major's savings account, but they don't seem to believe me.

f*. if i have to go to internet jail i will be pissed. isn't that where hammer posts from? sh*.

 

[Ursa Major]

PCK. Prepare for your life to change. I wasn't aware of the impact winning a Brinty would have but shit got pretty crazy for me last year. I wound up courtside at a bunch of Miami Heat games courtesy of Lebron James (he still texts me by the way), backstage at Drake shows (Thanks Drake) and maybe the best part of winning a Brinty? I've made a small fortune just signing my name for people. I hope you handle it a little better than I have. My friends say I'm an insufferable douche bag now and my drinking has gotten out of hand.

Congrats my Brinty Brother. Go Griz!

Beware winners, Snap is only touching on the surface of the darkness. With the heavy psilocybin mushroom use, I'm not sure if he even remembers the half of it. There was that night in London when he smacked around one of the paparazzi. Snap mumbled something about people stealing his soul before slapping the guy around and tossing the guy's camera and vespa into the Thames.

And who could forget early July when the infamous "Miami Beach Strap-On Video" began being circulated on the internet. The grainy video featured Snap, Katy Perry, Jessica Simpson and the one-armed drummer from Def Leppard. I still can't eat a banana without gaging or be in a room alone with a toy poodle.

Then just last October, the restraining order with Beyoncé. That woman would have killed you brother! She couldn't stand the thought of you with another woman.

Best of luck, gentleman!

 

[AllWeatherFan]

That Brinty statuette is naked, so technically, you should all be band.







Note: To those who aren't in on the inside joke, yes, I know it's supposed to be "banned."

 

[CV Griz Fan]

WOW!

I'm very honored and would like to thank everyone who makes this ridiculously entertaining and addicting website possible at no charge! I would also like to thank URSA MAJOR for putting in the time and effort to make this award possible!!

GO GRIZ!

You earned it PCK. That history of whining Griz fan posts was epic!