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Coach Hauck, what is the status of Grizzly football?

“We’re getting stronger, faster and more healthy every day so we can win the BSC Championship.”

Coach Sixx, what is the status of the cat team?

“Gee, I sure hope no one else leaves the team.”

What a ham-handed baffoon. Talk about over your head. It’s the Peter principle in bright neon colors.

Coach Peter Sixx is f###[#].
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Five years from now Coach Sixx and honeybear will be living in a trailer on the outskirts of Dillon in a single-wide while he’s employed as the Bulldog’s equipment manager.
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Idk how I missed it but how did we come up with the name coach sixx?
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Griz til I die wrote: Thu Apr 29, 2021 11:01 pm Idk how I missed it but how did we come up with the name coach sixx?
He was the sixth, seventh, or eighth choice of the cat hiring committee.

It’s tough to come up with a handle for such a dull character. It’s like inventing a nickname for the short, flat wooden spoons they gave us to eat ice cream with in school.
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Ursa Major wrote: Thu Apr 29, 2021 11:11 pm
Griz til I die wrote: Thu Apr 29, 2021 11:01 pm Idk how I missed it but how did we come up with the name coach sixx?
He was the sixth, seventh, or eighth choice of the cat hiring committee.

It’s tough to come up with a handle for such a dull character. It’s like inventing a nickname for the short, flat wooden spoons they gave us to eat ice cream with in school.
That, sir, is the best and most accurate comparison I’ve ever encountered.
“Yo, Brett Sixx and tha boyz are here! This party is gonna be wild!”

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Mmmmmm....ice cream stixx!
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AllWeatherFan wrote: Fri Apr 30, 2021 8:40 am Mmmmmm....ice cream stixx!
:lol: I propose they should henceforth be named Sixxer Stixx.
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Griz til I die wrote: Thu Apr 29, 2021 11:01 pm Idk how I missed it but how did we come up with the name coach sixx?
The status of the "Streak" in a couple years?
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What are we doing as a program to keep our guys invested?” Vigen said.
What are you doing?
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Choate often slammed the NCAA for its easing of transfer rules. During a signing day event in 2019, he called the transfer portal “the worst thing that’s ever been invented in the history of athletics.”

He said it was easier for players to quit on a program, adding “it’s an absolutely deplorable message to send to the youth of America.”
The worst thing? Really? In history? Worse than say non-integration?

Deplorable? Deplorable to give the kid a little freedom? What message are you sending the yoots?

What are you doing?
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How many years were left on Choach's contract when he bailed again? What a dullard.
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Anyway, whining about players entering the portal instead of focusing on recruiting the portal is one of the most "Bobcat things" ever. Glad to see Sixx is embracing the traditions there. #justbobcatthings
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Ursa Major wrote: Thu Apr 29, 2021 11:11 pm
Griz til I die wrote: Thu Apr 29, 2021 11:01 pm Idk how I missed it but how did we come up with the name coach sixx?
He was the sixth, seventh, or eighth choice of the cat hiring committee.

It’s tough to come up with a handle for such a dull character. It’s like inventing a nickname for the short, flat wooden spoons they gave us to eat ice cream with in school.
I tried to throw Coach Hex out there but too much explanation was necessary. Hex is six in Greek.
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Ursa Major wrote: Thu Apr 29, 2021 10:53 pm Five years from now Coach Sixx and honeybear will be living in a trailer on the outskirts of Dillon in a single-wide while he’s employed as the Bulldog’s equipment manager.
Come on now... Let's leave Dillon out of this.... :lol:
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CDAGRIZ wrote: Fri Apr 30, 2021 10:34 am How many years were left on Choach's contract when he bailed again? What a dullard.
His preferred recruiting philosphy:
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Anyway, whining about players entering the portal instead of focusing on recruiting the portal is one of the most "Bobcat things" ever. Glad to see Sixx is embracing the traditions there. #justbobcatthings
I thought the same thing when I read what Choate said, pretty sure he signed his extension on the way to the airport ... AND I don't think that Sixx is whining about it. It is a concern, one that has affected both programs, but I digress....
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SACCAT66 wrote: Fri Apr 30, 2021 1:09 pm
CDAGRIZ wrote: Fri Apr 30, 2021 10:34 am How many years were left on Choach's contract when he bailed again? What a dullard.
His preferred recruiting philosphy:
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Anyway, whining about players entering the portal instead of focusing on recruiting the portal is one of the most "Bobcat things" ever. Glad to see Sixx is embracing the traditions there. #justbobcatthings
I thought the same thing when I read what Choate said, pretty sure he signed his extension on the way to the airport ... AND I don't think that Sixx is whining about it. It is a concern, one that has affected both programs, but I digress....
I agree. Don't tell anyone, though.
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"sixx" or variations thereof just don't ring true, like "choach" did. i think some time and a period of deep reflection are needed to come up with a better name. this is just my opinion. i have no newer, better name to offer at this time.
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argh! wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 7:38 pm "sixx" or variations thereof just don't ring true, like "choach" did. i think some time and a period of deep reflection are needed to come up with a better name. this is just my opinion. i have no newer, better name to offer at this time.
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grizpack wrote: Fri Apr 30, 2021 12:39 pm
Ursa Major wrote: Thu Apr 29, 2021 10:53 pm Five years from now Coach Sixx and honeybear will be living in a trailer on the outskirts of Dillon in a single-wide while he’s employed as the Bulldog’s equipment manager.
Come on now... Let's leave Dillon out of this.... :lol:
Went fishing down in the beautiful Beaverhead valley and chatted with some locals and learned the true purpose of this article.
Apparently the Dillon LB (who cat fats think is an NFL QB) graduated and plans to grad-transfer to The Griz to finally be on a championship level team. Coach Don Juan Sixx is doing everything he can to desperately retain the LB, and is already fighting for his job before even coaching a game.
Can you imagine? Cat fats’ brains will implode and make that farting noise like when a balloon slowly deflates.
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