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Social Distancing w/ Friends..

Buttegrizzle said:
I miss you bastards. Most of you anyway.
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Speaking of porn on the small screen, I hear there is a bootlegged version of Bitterroot P-Hound circulating on the internet featuring e-Griz's own Mr. T. Unfortunately it's behind a paywall on Porn Hub. I've never paid the $2.99 to view it yet. Has anyone?
 
Ursa Major said:
Buttegrizzle said:
I miss you bastards. Most of you anyway.
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Speaking of porn on the small screen, I hear there is a bootlegged version of Bitterroot P-Hound circulating on the internet featuring e-Griz's own Mr. T. Unfortunately it's behind a paywall on Porn Hub. I've never paid the $2.99 to view it yet. Has anyone?
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PM for the log in..
 
And this thread better have some f-u-c-k-i-n-g music. I didn't come out of retirement simply because of boredom..

https://youtu.be/0L2MKLegrRk
 
FINALLY, fuck!! An actual reason to visit this COVID infested shitshow. Welcome back Messers Geddes, Ursa and BG.

If y’all continue to post periodically, I may turn my attention away from the aforementioned MrT video and pop...err, umm...that may not be the best verb choice in this instance...rather I may come...no, no not that either. Fuck it, I might VENTURE over here once in awhile.
 
Ursa Major said:
Buttegrizzle said:
I miss you bastards. Most of you anyway.
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Speaking of porn on the small screen, I hear there is a bootlegged version of Bitterroot P-Hound circulating on the internet featuring e-Griz's own Mr. T. Unfortunately it's behind a paywall on Porn Hub. I've never paid the $2.99 to view it yet. Has anyone?
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$2.99?? WTF? I'm only getting $0.10 a view!

However, thanks to EverettGriz, I'm now retiring to a condo in Vegas with a year's supply of cocaine. Thanks for the beats, my friend.
 
MrTitleist said:
Ursa Major said:
Speaking of porn on the small screen, I hear there is a bootlegged version of Bitterroot P-Hound circulating on the internet featuring e-Griz's own Mr. T. Unfortunately it's behind a paywall on Porn Hub. I've never paid the $2.99 to view it yet. Has anyone?
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$2.99?? WTF? I'm only getting $0.10 a view!

However, thanks to EverettGriz, I'm now retiring to a condo in Vegas with a year's supply of cocaine. Thanks for the beats, my friend.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
MrTitleist said:
Ursa Major said:
Speaking of porn on the small screen, I hear there is a bootlegged version of Bitterroot P-Hound circulating on the internet featuring e-Griz's own Mr. T. Unfortunately it's behind a paywall on Porn Hub. I've never paid the $2.99 to view it yet. Has anyone?
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$2.99?? WTF? I'm only getting $0.10 a view!

However, thanks to EverettGriz, I'm now retiring to a condo in Vegas with a year's supply of cocaine. Thanks for the beats, my friend.
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EG promised me the same thing. I ended up on the outskirts of Winnemucca living in an unheated yurt with a ziplock bag full of baby laxative.
 
Ursa Major said:
MrTitleist said:
$2.99?? WTF? I'm only getting $0.10 a view!

However, thanks to EverettGriz, I'm now retiring to a condo in Vegas with a year's supply of cocaine. Thanks for the beats, my friend.
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EG promised me the same thing. I ended up on the outskirts of Winnemucca living in an unheated yurt with a ziplock bag full of baby laxative.
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Same story, different ending here. Primm/shipping container/seven Advil PM gel caps.
 
CDAGRIZ said:
Ursa Major said:
EG promised me the same thing. I ended up on the outskirts of Winnemucca living in an unheated yurt with a ziplock bag full of baby laxative.
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Same story, different ending here. Primm/shipping container/seven Advil PM gel caps.
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:lol: :lol:
 
Most of you are probably too young to remember the cat-Griz game in 1987, or what came to be referred to in my circle as the triple debauch. Halloween day, cat-Griz and the end of daylight savings day. Lots of happy memories popping up in my head today thinking about that time.
 
Ursa Major said:
Most of you are probably too young to remember the cat-Griz game in 1987, or what came to be referred to in my circle as the triple debauch. Halloween day, cat-Griz and the end of daylight savings day. Lots of happy memories popping up in my head today thinking about that time.
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Oh god. That was a really ugly tomorrow. As I recall, the time change occurred at like 1:44 am, so suddenly we had an hour and 15 minutes more drinking time, which was not in any way, shape or form needed.

Also, them Advil PM gel caps is good shit. Tough to get your hands on those babies here in The Shadel, though.
 
EverettGriz said:
Ursa Major said:
Most of you are probably too young to remember the cat-Griz game in 1987, or what came to be referred to in my circle as the triple debauch. Halloween day, cat-Griz and the end of daylight savings day. Lots of happy memories popping up in my head today thinking about that time.
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Oh god. That was a really ugly tomorrow. As I recall, the time change occurred at like 1:44 am, so suddenly we had an hour and 15 minutes more drinking time, which was not in any way, shape or form needed.

Also, them Advil PM gel caps is good shit. Tough to get your hands on those babies here in The Shadel, though.
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Check the Convalescent Lounge on the second floor. I taped a couple to inside cover of For Whom the Bell Tolls.
 
EverettGriz said:
Ursa Major said:
Most of you are probably too young to remember the cat-Griz game in 1987, or what came to be referred to in my circle as the triple debauch. Halloween day, cat-Griz and the end of daylight savings day. Lots of happy memories popping up in my head today thinking about that time.
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Oh god. That was a really ugly tomorrow. As I recall, the time change occurred at like 1:44 am, so suddenly we had an hour and 15 minutes more drinking time, which was not in any way, shape or form needed.

Also, them Advil PM gel caps is good shit. Tough to get your hands on those babies here in The Shadel, though.
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Were you in Clown Town for the game, EG? That was the longest 203 mile drive home in my life.
 
Ursa Major said:
EverettGriz said:
Oh god. That was a really ugly tomorrow. As I recall, the time change occurred at like 1:44 am, so suddenly we had an hour and 15 minutes more drinking time, which was not in any way, shape or form needed.

Also, them Advil PM gel caps is good shit. Tough to get your hands on those babies here in The Shadel, though.
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Were you in Clown Town for the game, EG? That was the longest 203 mile drive home in my life.
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This is an honest to god true story: I woke up on the floor of a house I swore I'd never been in before. There were about 15 people milling around, and while I was one hung over mofo, I was cognizant enough to know I didn't recognize a single one of them. Not like, "Shit, I drank all night with that guy, I wish I could remember his name" not recognize. I mean, like, "Holy mother of fuck where am I and who are these people" not recognize.

I'm pretty sure I slept where I fell, because there was no sleeping bag. Some kind person saw fit to toss a blanket over me.

Literally about the time that I really began to worry about how I was going to get home (or even figure out where the fuck I was to get home) and after a few hours of reeeeaallly uncomfortable small talk, my buddy who I'd traveled with came stumbling downstairs. He'd gotten a bed. And a girl.

To this day I've never been more pissed and also happier to see a person than I did in that moment.

I stopped drinking for a few weeks after that. The staff here would have been proud of me.


Postscript: I ended up with the better deal. Early spring, my friend got a call: "Hey, this is Lisa. Remember me from Bozeman? Well, we have a little problem....".

Sweet justice!!!
 
EverettGriz said:
Ursa Major said:
Were you in Clown Town for the game, EG? That was the longest 203 mile drive home in my life.
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This is an honest to god true story: I woke up on the floor of a house I swore I'd never been in before. There were about 15 people milling around, and while I was one hung over mofo, I was cognizant enough to know I didn't recognize a single one of them. Not like, "Shit, I drank all night with that guy, I wish I could remember his name" not recognize. I mean, like, "Holy mother of fuck where am I and who are these people" not recognize.

I'm pretty sure I slept where I fell, because there was no sleeping bag. Some kind person saw fit to toss a blanket over me.

Literally about the time that I really began to worry about how I was going to get home (or even figure out where the fuck I was to get home) and after a few hours of reeeeaallly uncomfortable small talk, my buddy who I'd traveled with came stumbling downstairs. He'd gotten a bed. And a girl.

To this day I've never been more pissed and also happier to see a person than I did in that moment.

I stopped drinking for a few weeks after that. The staff here would have been proud of me.


Postscript: I ended up with the better deal. Early spring, my friend got a call: "Hey, this is Lisa. Remember me from Bozeman? Well, we have a little problem....".

Sweet justice!!!
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
EverettGriz said:
Ursa Major said:
Were you in Clown Town for the game, EG? That was the longest 203 mile drive home in my life.
Click to expand...

This is an honest to god true story: I woke up on the floor of a house I swore I'd never been in before. There were about 15 people milling around, and while I was one hung over mofo, I was cognizant enough to know I didn't recognize a single one of them. Not like, "Shit, I drank all night with that guy, I wish I could remember his name" not recognize. I mean, like, "Holy mother of fuck where am I and who are these people" not recognize.

I'm pretty sure I slept where I fell, because there was no sleeping bag. Some kind person saw fit to toss a blanket over me.

Literally about the time that I really began to worry about how I was going to get home (or even figure out where the fuck I was to get home) and after a few hours of reeeeaallly uncomfortable small talk, my buddy who I'd traveled with came stumbling downstairs. He'd gotten a bed. And a girl.

To this day I've never been more pissed and also happier to see a person than I did in that moment.

I stopped drinking for a few weeks after that. The staff here would have been proud of me.


Postscript: I ended up with the better deal. Early spring, my friend got a call: "Hey, this is Lisa. Remember me from Bozeman? Well, we have a little problem....".

Sweet justice!!!
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Gonorrhea? The little problem. It was Gonorrhea, wasn’t it? My great-grandfather, on his death bed, told an 11-yo CDA, “Son, don’t ever skimp on fire accelerants, and don’t ever trust an instathot from Bozeman named Lisa. She will burn you up faster than the jet fuel ever will.” He then clicked out of our Zoom meeting and passed peacefully, fully knowing that I would soon likely skimp on accelerants.
 
CDA, I've made it to CA in the rv and am looking for you. Needles is CA, right? Spokane, Boise, 5 Utah national parks, Grand Canyon, Scottsdale (Phoenician), Mesa, Carefree, and Cottonwood/Jerome AZ. An orange grove near Bakersfield tomorrow, and then Paso Robles for a handful of days. Where are you? Still down south in short beach?
 
EverettGriz said:
Ursa Major said:
Were you in Clown Town for the game, EG? That was the longest 203 mile drive home in my life.
Click to expand...

This is an honest to god true story: I woke up on the floor of a house I swore I'd never been in before. There were about 15 people milling around, and while I was one hung over mofo, I was cognizant enough to know I didn't recognize a single one of them. Not like, "Shit, I drank all night with that guy, I wish I could remember his name" not recognize. I mean, like, "Holy mother of fuck where am I and who are these people" not recognize.

I'm pretty sure I slept where I fell, because there was no sleeping bag. Some kind person saw fit to toss a blanket over me.

Literally about the time that I really began to worry about how I was going to get home (or even figure out where the fuck I was to get home) and after a few hours of reeeeaallly uncomfortable small talk, my buddy who I'd traveled with came stumbling downstairs. He'd gotten a bed. And a girl.

To this day I've never been more pissed and also happier to see a person than I did in that moment.

I stopped drinking for a few weeks after that. The staff here would have been proud of me.


Postscript: I ended up with the better deal. Early spring, my friend got a call: "Hey, this is Lisa. Remember me from Bozeman? Well, we have a little problem....".

Sweet justice!!!
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I'm honestly surprised that at your age that you're still able to accomplish this kind of fuckery! Well done my friend!
 
Ursa Major said:
MrTitleist said:
$2.99?? WTF? I'm only getting $0.10 a view!

However, thanks to EverettGriz, I'm now retiring to a condo in Vegas with a year's supply of cocaine. Thanks for the beats, my friend.
Click to expand...

EG promised me the same thing. I ended up on the outskirts of Winnemucca living in an unheated yurt with a ziplock bag full of baby laxative.
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Winnemucca??? Buddy, if you're not in Jackpot you ain't livin'.
 
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