Dalton Sneed

[armonte]

Is Tanner Sneed any relation to Dalton who is also on staff as an Offensive Assistant?

 

[alabamagrizzly]

Is Tanner Sneed any relation to Dalton who is also on staff as an Offensive Assistant?

They have a similar look but Daltons bio says only 2 sisters. Cousin maybe?

 

[Dont Kick 2 Bergen]

How many Sneeds do we need?

 

[armonte]

They have a similar look but Daltons bio says only 2 sisters. Cousin maybe?

Thanks, couldn't find a bio on GoGriz.

 

[alabamagrizzly]

How many Sneeds do we need?

I think theres an old coaching manual by Dr Suess that goes into great deateil on this subject.

 

[5280Griz]

They have a similar look but Daltons bio says only 2 sisters. Cousin maybe?

Long lost third cousins once removed.

 

[thewwwingman]

I think theres an old coaching manual by Dr Suess that goes into great deateil on this subject.

Three Sneeds in the weeds?

 

[alabamagrizzly]

Three Sneeds in the weeds?

But when one needs a Sneed in the weeds, how many's too many and you cant have just any. Cus the Sneed you choose shouldn't lose or you might booze and then a Sneed in the weeds wont be your biggest need.

 

[thewwwingman]

But when one needs a Sneed in the weeds, how many's too many and you cant have just any. Cus the Sneed you choose shouldn't lose or you might booze and then a Sneed in the weeds wont be your biggest need.

sometimes I love chatgpt..

Down in the weeds by a wobbly goal post,
Where the grass grows zig-zaggy from south to the coast,
Lived three Sneeds who loved football indeed—
Three Sneeds in the weeds with a need for great speed!

There were two named Dalton (yes, Dalton and Dalton),
And Tanner the third with a helmet he’d vault in.
They huddled each morning in whispery weeds,
Plotting wild plays for their football-y needs!

“Left sneaky sweep!” shouted Dalton the First.
“Right zig-zag zoom!” Dalton Second rehearsed.
But Tanner cried, “Wait! I’ve a trick you should heed—
A triple reverse through the slippery weed!”

They lined up their helmets—one stripe and two spots—
Their cleats full of clover and burrs in great lots.
“Ready! Set! Hike!” squeaked the Sneeds with a shout,
And Tanner the Sneedy zipped looping about!

Dalton ran left through a tunnel of green,
Dalton ran right where the grass grew obscene,
While Tanner went spinning—one whirl and one twirl—
Like a pigskin tornado with Sneedish-style swirl!

The ball bounced on mushrooms! It bonked off a reed!
It boinged off the belly of Dalton the Sneed!
But Tanner snagged hold with a marvelous grab—
A touchdown so sneaky it made the weeds blab!

The weeds who had watched all the zigging and zest
Rustled and whispered, “Those Sneeds are the best!”
And so every day, till the sun dips to sleep,
Three Sneeds run their plays in the football-filled deep.

Two Daltons! One Tanner! Three Sneeds with great deeds—
Still huddling happily down in the weeds