You might be one of the funniest people I’ve ever witnessed

I hope this is what gets you added to the eGriz Hall of Fame. Just because I’m 21 doesn’t mean I know nothing about football. What would I even have to be jealous of? I actually enjoy my life. A fan is a fan regardless of age, you old curmudgeon. I think I’ll continue to be a vocal fan because that’s what fans do. They want their team to get better and accomplish greater things, not just be fine with good enough like you clearly are. Ugly dates, Hoops? Come on man, I’m broke. I don’t go on dates. Let’s look at you on the other hand. In one day I was able to set you off completely just by disagreeing with you on football takes. I can’t imagine what it must have been like to be around you as a person. It’s pretty telling that when someone disagrees with you, you immediately stoop to personal attacks, name calling, and straw man fallacies to make yourself feel better about the fact that you can’t defend a lot of your takes. People will ask you a simple question about a take you have and instead of answering, you deflect by saying you don’t owe anyone an explanation, yet you make wild claims with not much proof. I wish I could read reviews for your attorney’s office. I imagine they’d read something like, “Didn’t win the case, randomly told the judge he doesn’t owe anyone answers. Unfortunately I’ll be spending the next five years in prison. Thanks a lot Hoops Law Office, zero stars.” But I get it. From what people have described, and from what I can infer, I can imagine the past couple years of your life haven’t been great, so you come to the forums to feel better about yourself. And honestly, that would really suck, especially after being such a great athlete back in the day and accomplishing so, so, so, so much.