Two bobcat fans are sitting in the R Bar, and they decide to play a drinking game.
bobcat #1: "do you know how to play 20 questions?"
bobcat #2 replies "20 questions? no, what is that?
bobcat #1 says "well, it's pretty simple. i think of something - anything - in the world, and then you have up to 20 yes or no questions to ask me to try and figure out what it is."
bobcat #2 shakes his head and says "sure sounds like fun."
so bobcat #1 starts racking his brain trying to think of the most obscure, far-fetched thing he can think of that his buddy will never be able to guess. finally, he lands on "moose dick."
bobcat #1: "ok ok i've got it! go ahead and give me your first question."
bobcat #2 asks “ok.....hmm....well....can I eat it?”
bobcat #1 thinks for a moment and replies, “Well um...hehehe....uh...yes? Yes I suppose you can eat it!”
bobcat #2 says, “is it moose dick?”