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Surprisingly mild. What happened to the legendary Griz swagger to relentlessly rub a troll's nose in a loss? I really respected the no-f*cks-given smack from you guys over the last few years and now you're too busy giving each other body positivity encouragement and telling goatcreekgriz that identifying as trans before puberty is an informed decision...

One of my favorite Griz stories that I'm not sure would happen today - Yes it's long and yes, cool story bro.

I tended bar at a place called Chaser's when I was in Moscow in the 90's. You might remember it, puss was everywhere. Anyway, these proud student Griz fans come rolling in proudly wearing griz gear, not necessarily knowing that it was where the, ah, the urban athletes liked to go because, again, crawling with puss. Anyway, I give each of them a free prairie fire (tequila and tabasco) as a "welcome" gift. Then, a dramatic shift in the power dynamic occurs. 5 guys in a row ordered a double JD and a pitcher of beer. Anyway, they shoot the whiskey and drink out of the pitchers instead of wasting time with beer glasses because that's how fast the beer went down. I look over at an outstanding LB alum and he just says "they came to play."

Do those Griz still exist?
 
VandalPride97 said:
Surprisingly mild. What happened to the legendary Griz swagger to relentlessly rub a troll's nose in a loss? I really respected the no-f*cks-given smack from you guys over the last few years and now you're too busy giving each other body positivity encouragement and telling goatcreekgriz that identifying as trans before puberty is an informed decision...

One of my favorite Griz stories that I'm not sure would happen today - Yes it's long and yes, cool story bro.

I tended bar at a place called Chaser's when I was in Moscow in the 90's. You might remember it, puss was everywhere. Anyway, these proud student Griz fans come rolling in proudly wearing griz gear, not necessarily knowing that it was where the, ah, the urban athletes liked to go because, again, crawling with puss. Anyway, I give each of them a free prairie fire (tequila and tabasco) as a "welcome" gift. Then, a dramatic shift in the power dynamic occurs. 5 guys in a row ordered a double JD and a pitcher of beer. Anyway, they shoot the whiskey and drink out of the pitchers instead of wasting time with beer glasses because that's how fast the beer went down. I look over at an outstanding LB alum and he just says "they came to play."

Do those Griz still exist?
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I just don't think anyone needs to rub it in after that ass kicking. We know how to act like we have been here before. I'll talk all the shit leading up to a game, but afterward there is no need to kick a man when he is down. Nice little team you guys have out there. Hope you pick up enough wins to keep a good ranking and help us out, and thanks for leaving the PVC pipes at home this trip.
 
VandalPride97 said:
Surprisingly mild. What happened to the legendary Griz swagger to relentlessly rub a troll's nose in a loss? I really respected the no-f*cks-given smack from you guys over the last few years and now you're too busy giving each other body positivity encouragement and telling goatcreekgriz that identifying as trans before puberty is an informed decision...

One of my favorite Griz stories that I'm not sure would happen today - Yes it's long and yes, cool story bro.

I tended bar at a place called Chaser's when I was in Moscow in the 90's. You might remember it, puss was everywhere. Anyway, these proud student Griz fans come rolling in proudly wearing griz gear, not necessarily knowing that it was where the, ah, the urban athletes liked to go because, again, crawling with puss. Anyway, I give each of them a free prairie fire (tequila and tabasco) as a "welcome" gift. Then, a dramatic shift in the power dynamic occurs. 5 guys in a row ordered a double JD and a pitcher of beer. Anyway, they shoot the whiskey and drink out of the pitchers instead of wasting time with beer glasses because that's how fast the beer went down. I look over at an outstanding LB alum and he just says "they came to play."

Do those Griz still exist?
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They exist. They're all at B-dub's tailgate now.
 
VandalPride97 said:
Surprisingly mild. What happened to the legendary Griz swagger to relentlessly rub a troll's nose in a loss? I really respected the no-f*cks-given smack from you guys over the last few years and now you're too busy giving each other body positivity encouragement and telling goatcreekgriz that identifying as trans before puberty is an informed decision...

One of my favorite Griz stories that I'm not sure would happen today - Yes it's long and yes, cool story bro.

I tended bar at a place called Chaser's when I was in Moscow in the 90's. You might remember it, puss was everywhere. Anyway, these proud student Griz fans come rolling in proudly wearing griz gear, not necessarily knowing that it was where the, ah, the urban athletes liked to go because, again, crawling with puss. Anyway, I give each of them a free prairie fire (tequila and tabasco) as a "welcome" gift. Then, a dramatic shift in the power dynamic occurs. 5 guys in a row ordered a double JD and a pitcher of beer. Anyway, they shoot the whiskey and drink out of the pitchers instead of wasting time with beer glasses because that's how fast the beer went down. I look over at an outstanding LB alum and he just says "they came to play."

Do those Griz still exist?
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Love it. And love you came back after it for round 2 after not getting the desired response. Just like your football team, a gluten for punishment!
 
I stood at the top of the south endzone (on concourse) to watch the last little bit of the game. It was right then, Idaho fumbled. There was a drunk Idaho fan there with his girlfriend. He kept saying F the refs for not reviewing that as Cutler's foot was out of bounds when touched the ball. Watching again at home, Cutler did NOT touch the ball. Drunk Idaho fans should not try to ref games. His girlfriend looked more annoyed than I was!!!
 
Thanks for swinging back around vandal. I was too busy having a life to waste time with your childish diatribe the first go round. Believe it or not I was over in your neck of the woods last week and didn’t see a single piece of vandals gear anywhere. No wonder you guys were the only team ever to drop back down after moving up.

This game showed us what V’s up truly means. Haven’t seen a pounding like that since … (insert any adult film star). Hope that mustard yellow stain comes off the turf at WaGriz because whatever the banana brigade was wearing was effing hideous. Hope that windy ass road back to Moscow gave your WR coach a chance to either puke or come down from whatever he was on. Did you guys find your holder yet, or just abandon him on the side of the road somewhere like an abused unwanted pet?

All in all that was a yawnfest that didn’t come anywhere near the billing of a top 10 matchup, your trash talk, or what a rivalry should be. Your coach was a lot more subdued than I expected after seeing him get fired up after the Wazzu game. Of course that was a closer game and you guys actually had a chance of winning after 60 minutes rather than just the first 4. Monte mumbled something like “Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design, your feeble skills are no match for the power of the dark side” somewhere in the second half. Not quite sure what he was getting at, but couldn’t argue with him due to the lightsaber in his hand.

Until next time keep your V’s down under your skirt and learn how to be a proper lady. And for Gods sake tell Joe to shave his legs and whatever creature is sitting/growing on his upper lip. Even Benny the Bengal is better groomed and less hairy and he’s a freaking tiger man.
 
I personally think Griz nation has humbled over time. We still have hard-core mo-fos, but in general the Griz Fandom has mellowed out a lot. We're not like those delusional Cat fans, who aren't realistic about life in general. They're assholes and will remain so from here to eternity. FTC!
 
VandalPride97 said:
Surprisingly mild. What happened to the legendary Griz swagger to relentlessly rub a troll's nose in a loss? I really respected the no-f*cks-given smack from you guys over the last few years and now you're too busy giving each other body positivity encouragement and telling goatcreekgriz that identifying as trans before puberty is an informed decision...

One of my favorite Griz stories that I'm not sure would happen today - Yes it's long and yes, cool story bro.

I tended bar at a place called Chaser's when I was in Moscow in the 90's. You might remember it, puss was everywhere. Anyway, these proud student Griz fans come rolling in proudly wearing griz gear, not necessarily knowing that it was where the, ah, the urban athletes liked to go because, again, crawling with puss. Anyway, I give each of them a free prairie fire (tequila and tabasco) as a "welcome" gift. Then, a dramatic shift in the power dynamic occurs. 5 guys in a row ordered a double JD and a pitcher of beer. Anyway, they shoot the whiskey and drink out of the pitchers instead of wasting time with beer glasses because that's how fast the beer went down. I look over at an outstanding LB alum and he just says "they came to play."

Do those Griz still exist?
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No. The majority of our fans are living in the past and desperately wanting to be front runners again. The shit our own fans yell at the players on their own team when things are not going well is simply unbelievable. The majority of the comments on here are just goosestepping with the consensus and alternative viewpoints are not allowed. Case in point 2 former teammates in the last year have been banned on here for their comments that go against the narrative.

Good on you for coming over and keeping it real
 
Dont Kick 2 Bergen said:
Having an opinion isn't a bad thing regardless what you think about it. I have said way worse than what they did
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I love people who have strong opinions, even ones that disagree. The debate is half the point of sports. I just get tired of people who can't actually back up a point they make, and just whine around if I disagree with them. As far as I remember, you have been the opposite of being a whiny little bitch about disagreement, and have a ton to add to the discussion here.

I have no way of knowing who you are talking about, but the only moderator I know is definitely not someone who would ban someone for disagreeing with a narrative. Super curious what you think that narrative is that arguing with would get you banned?
 
ElrodGrizzly said:
Nobody gets banned here for going against the narrative. They get banned for violated the actual rules. What is the narrative that you think would get someone banned for disagreeing with?
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Agreed! They get banned for good reasons. I got banned once for being an asshole, and I deserved it. I personally insulted someone. We all stretch the boundaries a little bit, but I feel the moderators do a good job. (Please remember I said this when you're thinking of banning me next time).
 
Wolff777: ChatGPT, assume the role of an azzhole. Now compose a response to the attached messages from VP97. Your response should include something derogatory about: (i) V's up, (ii) a bad top 10 matchup and (ii) a barely understandable mascot diss. Please do not mention that Idaho has an entirely new coaching staff and that the portal thoroughly hulled its roster. Also, please make sure the tone establishes that I'm fundamentally illiterate.

ChatGPT: I would be pleased to write a sh*tpost for you. Tell me if this is sufficiently retarded:
Wolf777 said:
Thanks for swinging back around vandal. I was too busy having a life to waste time with your childish diatribe the first go round. Believe it or not I was over in your neck of the woods last week and didn’t see a single piece of vandals gear anywhere. No wonder you guys were the only team ever to drop back down after moving up.

This game showed us what V’s up truly means. Haven’t seen a pounding like that since … (insert any adult film star). Hope that mustard yellow stain comes off the turf at WaGriz because whatever the banana brigade was wearing was effing hideous. Hope that windy ass road back to Moscow gave your WR coach a chance to either puke or come down from whatever he was on. Did you guys find your holder yet, or just abandon him on the side of the road somewhere like an abused unwanted pet?

All in all that was a yawnfest that didn’t come anywhere near the billing of a top 10 matchup, your trash talk, or what a rivalry should be. Your coach was a lot more subdued than I expected after seeing him get fired up after the Wazzu game. Of course that was a closer game and you guys actually had a chance of winning after 60 minutes rather than just the first 4. Monte mumbled something like “Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design, your feeble skills are no match for the power of the dark side” somewhere in the second half. Not quite sure what he was getting at, but couldn’t argue with him due to the lightsaber in his hand.

Until next time keep your V’s down under your skirt and learn how to be a proper lady. And for Gods sake tell Joe to shave his legs and whatever creature is sitting/growing on his upper lip. Even Benny the Bengal is better groomed and less hairy and he’s a freaking tiger man.
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