Hi ladies, it's time for my yearly visit...

[VandalPride97]

Yeah it’s just a bad deal. You get stuck with legacy decisions like a dome and then it cascades into more bad decisions ‘to fix’ the original mistake. Getting rid of the plastic dune buggy seats and putting in skylights isn’t going to ‘fix’ Holt Arena.

Domes are for assholes. They were brought to us by a generation of decision makers that drank too much Canadian blended whiskey and abused benzos.

I'll chase a valium with a shot of crown royal if it will make me forget your mom squirting so much that I had to call in a hazmat team to make my bedroom stop smelling like a holding tank on deadliest catch.

 

[VandalPride97]

....to the proctologist?

Yes, you should definitely go, but since the game is tonight, you'll have to rely on ChatGPT and Ah Yat's mom to teach you how to stretch that O-ring out enough to cope with the Dirk Diggler offense Idaho is going to deliver to Missoula tonight.

 

[GriznMN]

I'll chase a valium with a shot of crown royal if it will make me forget your mom squirting so much that I had to call in a hazmat team to make my bedroom stop smelling like a holding tank on deadliest catch.

It suddenly got personal and abusive. Lay off the Canadian Whiskey Black Velvet before you post on rival's message boards.

 

[GriznMN]

Yes, you should definitely go, but since the game is tonight, you'll have to rely on ChatGPT and Ah Yat's mom to teach you how to stretch that O-ring out enough to cope with the Dirk Diggler offense Idaho is going to deliver to Missoula tonight.

Funny, but last I checked, Idaho’s ‘Dirk Diggler' offense’ has been more straight-to-DVD than box office. Griz D is about to roll the credits early.

 

[VandalPride97]

It suddenly got personal and abusive. Lay off the Canadian Whiskey Black Velvet before you post on rival's message boards.

I'm sorry Jane, I didn't mean to trigger you with mundane football banter. Do you need us to send you advance warning that there will be mild violence and profanity during a college football game or can you handle it like a big snowflake?

 

[Ursa Major]

I'll chase a valium with a shot of crown royal if it will make me forget your mom squirting so much that I had to call in a hazmat team to make my bedroom stop smelling like a holding tank on deadliest catch.

This is what happens when an entire state shuns and forgets your school in favor of the second best secretarial college west of the Mississippi with a gimmicky blue field.

 

[Grizbeer]

Downtown today and the mall were packed with people. Going to be a great atmosphere if we all stay awake. Saw a lot of Idaho fans downtown. I thought that was so sweet they are bringing their moms to a game. But turns out - not their moms. Makes sense, the “mature” Boise guys have all the “of age” girls in Idaho locked up. But credit - everyone needs love.

 

[VandalPride97]

This is what happens when an entire state shuns and forgets your school in favor of the second best secretarial college west of the Mississippi with a gimmicky blue field.

First, that's not true because they're academic dwarves. Second, I don't know why a UM person would say this when the common sentiment is that MSU left UM in the rearview mirror academically.

I don't hate the griz, I cheer for the griz. But this week you're the F'ing enemy so here I am - fulfilling years of tradition by coming to your board and talking smack. Consider it the little brown O-ring. Maybe we get someone to carve one for us to exchange, although I can't imagine it being something I'd want to kiss after victory...

To be clear - I will always root for the griz over the cats. They never should have been able to lap UM in any respect. F them, F their fans and double F them for being so damn good lately.

The only reason I don't visit them every year is because they don't mean much to me beyond being, in my opinion, the 2nd best university in Montana.

Now, can we get back to some filthy, locker room sh*t talking or have you all joined the pussification of America club?

 

[GriznMN]

Now, can we get back to some filthy, locker room sh*t talking?

I leave the filthy, locker room sh*t talking to your Mom when she calls you up from the basement and when she's being pounded by the poles.

 

[Ursa Major]

First, that's not true because they're academic dwarves. Second, I don't know why a UM person would say this when the common sentiment is that MSU left UM in the rearview mirror academically.

I don't hate the griz, I cheer for the griz. But this week you're the F'ing enemy so here I am - fulfilling years of tradition by coming to your board and talking smack. Consider it the little brown O-ring. Maybe we get someone to carve one for us to exchange, although I can't imagine it being something I'd want to kiss after victory...

To be clear - I will always root for the griz over the cats. They never should have been able to lap UM in any respect. F them, F their fans and double F them for being so damn good lately.

The only reason I don't visit them every year is because they don't mean much to me beyond being, in my opinion, the 2nd best university in Montana.

Now, can we get back to some filthy, locker room sh*t talking or have you all joined the pussification of America club?

I hear you, VP. I just wished more UI grads held your convictions. I met separately with two UI grad lawyers this week. They both know I’m a Griz fan. Crickets.

My two UI grad next door neighbors brought over brownies THIS morning. I tested one on my mother-in-law, she didn’t get sick or even a little high.

Maybe it’s time to look in the mirror and admit the obvious, your fanbase blows. It’s reminiscent of cat fans during the streak. Becoming apathetic to all things vandal while secretly slipping on a BSU sweatshirt and trying to fit in.

Are there services available on campus for UI upperclassmen that are transitioning or are maybe just Bronco curious?

 

[FatBuffalo]

This Vandal guy nailed it.

 

[AZGrizFan]

Idaho is my favorite team, but I've always cheered for Montana when they're not playing Idaho or embarrassing me by getting rolled by the F'ing kittens.

Here are the keys to the game for Montana:

• Get really drunk. Maybe roofie yourselves. Your goal is to sidestep PTSD from this loss by making sure you don't remember it.
• Stretch out them buttholes because you're going to get pounded for four straight quarters. Whether you want lube or not is a personal question that you should decide individually.
• Prepare for the press to start questioning whether you belong in the top 10 after we leave your field looking like Jonestown.
• Ah Yat? Never heard of her.
• Fortunately, we are traveling to Montana for this one, so the feds can't accuse us of trafficking your team across state lines for a beatdown.
• FFS will you just patch up the glory holes in your stadium bathrooms? It's figgin' weird.

Good luck. Hoping for a good game with no injuries and we're going to feel bad about snapping that 3-0 record against the murderer's row of Central Washington, Something Indiana and a surprisingly frisky North Dakota. Do they still run the option?

This aged well. LOL.

 

[goatcreekgriz]

Bye, dipshit.

 

[VandalPride97]

I leave the filthy, locker room sh*t talking to your Mom when she calls you up from the basement and when she's being pounded by the poles.

Screw you GriznMN, your mom's mitt looks like a 1920's catcher's been spitting chaw into it and breaking it in for 25 years. Tell her to take a bath or maybe just hose her down once in a while so the flies go away.