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MBBALL How can you tell you are in Wisconsin?

5280Griz

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Ask the local people how many division one college football national championships their state has won. Montana, North Dakota and Minnesota all multiple but once the number is 0, you know you have crossed the Saint Croix or Mississippi into Wisconsin.
 
formerlybis said:
Weird flex - do you actually brag about this as a Viking fan? I guess you gotta hold on to something...good for you.

C'mon, you can do better than this - we've got a lot of things to make fun of.
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Right? Let me try.

Wisconsin is so flat you can watch your dog run away for three days
 
If Wisconsin is so great how come so many Wisconsinites move to Chicago and the cities? The part of Wisconsin along the St. Croix by the cities actually is not flat. I was surprised how hilly that area is when I first saw it.
 
Compared to Montana, Wisconsin is flat. But we do refer to people from Illinois as flatlanders (and the aforementioned FIBs). Wisconsin is bluffier than its border states (except the UP - they have the Porcupine Mountains).

No cheese-related jokes? There was a movement to change our license plate motto from America’s Dairyland to Smell our Dairy Air…
 
formerlybis said:
Compared to Montana, Wisconsin is flat. But we do refer to people from Illinois as flatlanders (and the aforementioned FIBs). Wisconsin is bluffier than its border states (except the UP - they have the Porcupine Mountains).

No cheese-related jokes? There was a movement to change our license plate motto from America’s Dairyland to Smell our Dairy Air…
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Parts of Minnesota are hilly or even borderline mountainous up north around Lutsen
 
formerlybis said:
Compared to Montana, Wisconsin is flat. But we do refer to people from Illinois as flatlanders (and the aforementioned FIBs). Wisconsin is bluffier than its border states (except the UP - they have the Porcupine Mountains).

No cheese-related jokes? There was a movement to change our license plate motto from America’s Dairyland to Smell our Dairy Air…
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The Driftless area of Wisconsin is very hilly (i.e. Southwest corner of the state).
 
What do you call a good looking woman in Madison? A FIB

What can you find at a Wisconsin family reunion? A full set of teeth
 
formerlybis said:
Compared to Montana, Wisconsin is flat. But we do refer to people from Illinois as flatlanders (and the aforementioned FIBs). Wisconsin is bluffier than its border states (except the UP - they have the Porcupine Mountains).

No cheese-related jokes? There was a movement to change our license plate motto from America’s Dairyland to Smell our Dairy Air…
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Wisconsin is a great state. Great people and The Wisconsin Dells are great fun. People are fun and are probably the only state that drinks more beer per capita than Montanans.
 
There seem to be Minnesota-centric responses here, so let me try something to confirm...

Did everyone play Duck, Duck, Goose as a kid?
 
UncleRico said:
Wisconsin is a great state. Great people and The Wisconsin Dells are great fun. People are fun and are probably the only state that drinks more beer per capita than Montanans.
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The Dells is overrated. It's a glossed up Wall Drug.
 
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