It's great when the kids are finally grown because:
1. No way are they getting me up at 5:00am to open presents.
2. I don't have to spend half of Christmas eve chasing that fat, jolly bastard around the world via NORAD.
3. I don't have to assemble a damn tricycle at 3:00am.
Merry Christmas all!
1. No way are they getting me up at 5:00am to open presents.
2. I don't have to spend half of Christmas eve chasing that fat, jolly bastard around the world via NORAD.
3. I don't have to assemble a damn tricycle at 3:00am.
Merry Christmas all!