The wind is faster than your truck

Every other vehicle is a 4×4

When the sun goes down you start looking for your coat

In March your vehicle is 43% mud

You leave your keys in the car and the next morning it’s still there

You installed your new computer using a leatherman tool

You hear the words “stream” or “brook” pronounced “crick”

The elevation exceeds the population

You’ve broken down on the highway and somebody stops to help you

You can see the stars at night

People drive 200 miles to shop in a real mall

Your great grandmother is older than the courthouse

You got a set of snow tires for Valentines Day

The bumper jack in your pickup will lift a house

Your back yard smells like sagebrush or various animals

A girls’ basketball game fills the gym

You slept through the night unawakened by a siren

A rodeo is more popular than a rock concert

You can fish, golf, and go skiing all in the same day if you try hard enough

Yellow light means “follow the car in front of you no matter what”

Democrats are like salmon, they are on the endangered species list

You wave to someone on the freeway because you recognize the truck

You talk about a combine and people don’t wonder what you are putting together

In the spring every tenth car you pass is a tractor

Someone says manure spreader and you know it isn’t the local congressman

When the car in front of you is weaving you suspect a farmer instead of a drunk

You can actually pronounce the City’s name Glasgow (Glasgo) without calling it Glascow

Maps and gloves are kept in your vehicles “jockey box”|

You can choose plastic bags or a paper sacks for your groceries

You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Montana friends