The wind is faster than your truck
Every other vehicle is a 4×4
When the sun goes down you start looking for your coat
In March your vehicle is 43% mud
You leave your keys in the car and the next morning it’s still there
You installed your new computer using a leatherman tool
You hear the words “stream” or “brook” pronounced “crick”
The elevation exceeds the population
You’ve broken down on the highway and somebody stops to help you
You can see the stars at night
People drive 200 miles to shop in a real mall
Your great grandmother is older than the courthouse
You got a set of snow tires for Valentines Day
The bumper jack in your pickup will lift a house
Your back yard smells like sagebrush or various animals
A girls’ basketball game fills the gym
You slept through the night unawakened by a siren
A rodeo is more popular than a rock concert
You can fish, golf, and go skiing all in the same day if you try hard enough
Yellow light means “follow the car in front of you no matter what”
Democrats are like salmon, they are on the endangered species list
You wave to someone on the freeway because you recognize the truck
You talk about a combine and people don’t wonder what you are putting together
In the spring every tenth car you pass is a tractor
Someone says manure spreader and you know it isn’t the local congressman
When the car in front of you is weaving you suspect a farmer instead of a drunk
You can actually pronounce the City’s name Glasgow (Glasgo) without calling it Glascow
Maps and gloves are kept in your vehicles “jockey box”|
You can choose plastic bags or a paper sacks for your groceries
You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Montana friends
