What I did during the bye week

[yogi]

After the Weber game, we were without grizzly football for two weeks. Taking advantage of this downtime, I lost two pounds(since gained back); learned two new Spanish words, cleaned the garage and, last but not least, taught my dog a new trick. Sadly, it appears I used the time more productively than some, if you know what I mean. Your friend, Yogi

 

[OldtiredGRiz]

Well, I had plans to use that time to clean up my basement; due to some errors in judgment and miscalculations, my recent attempts at reanimation down there went terribly wrong. As such, it is littered with shattered vacuum tubes, many broken, but still occasionally arcing, electrical devices and the walls are covered with a thick, but unidentified green substance. Frankly, I'm afraid to go down there without backup. So I focused my attention instead on my neighbors, who I have long suspected of being alien replicant spies (cleverly disguised as a retired couple in their 70s) sent here to build time travel machines fueled by Spam (not unwanted emails, the canned ham-like stuff.) Anyhow, I needed some more detailed information on them, so I planted a tiny video camera in my hamster's collar and turned it loose inside their house....and spent the last two weeks monitoring their activities 24/7. Turns out my suspicions were founded, there is definitely treachery afoot.

 

[AllWeatherFan]

I lost four pounds, learned four sentences in Mandarin, cleaned the garage twice, and taught my dog two Spanish words. So I guess I was at least twice as productive as some, if you know what I mean.

Your friend,
Allweather