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Weekly poetry corner

UPWIMT

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A haiku, a limerick and several bastardized nursery rhymes for your reading pleasure. And although it will likely make you giggle like - no more poetry from me for the next couple of weeks - I expect someone to step up and keep projectiling those vomit poems in my absence!

A week as long as
winter nights in Alaska
sky has not fallen

This week we play Sam Houston State
This week was full of debate
I for one am glad we're at home
And not in some dome
Cuz at home we've never lost two games straight

Jefferson be Nimble
Levander be quick
Touchdowns on returns, make the other team sick

Hey fizzly shizzley
The bearkat and the grizzly
The crowd leaned over and mooned
Monte laughed to see such sport
And the Bearkats ran away from the Maroon!

Arghie Greenie, Ole and Coach,
Drank the PBR and passed the roach
When these boys came out to play,
GF Grizzly Girl ran away.

All around the green SprintyTurf
The grizzlies chased the QB.
Bush, Varona, Cahill and Decoite
Pop! goes the Bearkat.
 
Good Poem but I have to call you on some accuracy. The Griz have indeed lost 2 straight at home, 3 actually.

Idaho and Youngstown in 1999 and Hofstra to open the 2000 season.
 
Kodiak said:
Good Poem but I have to call you on some accuracy. The Griz have indeed lost 2 straight at home, 3 actually.

Idaho and Youngstown in 1999 and Hofstra to open the 2000 season.

and to the Bobcats last regular season game of 2003
 

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