ALPHAGRIZ1
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I had to bump this one from last year, Ive been busy but I promise the best is yet to come this week.
10. Tithing
While tithes are not uncommon among religion, rarely are they mandatory. FCS theology states that in order to make it to the highest kingdom of football (ie. Montana), you must pay a full and honest tithe.
9. Pleasure in Life
This is one of the most famous pieces of FCS doctrine. It’s also the cause of many myths about Mormons. Basically; no beating the Griz, no Legacy, no National Championships.
8. Spirits
This one is very unique to the FCS faith. Basically, everyone on earth now was a Griz fan in their pre-existence. When you die, your spirits are separated from your lesser Weber bodies and the Griz bodies they go to “spirit paradise.” If Weebs were bad (Eteuati ) they go to “spirit prison.” The spirit world exists as a place for Griz fans because we are the second coming.
7. Modern Revelation
Almost everyone who knows anything about the FCS religion knows they have GRIZNATION. What many don’t know, is anything that GRIZNATION says in official capacity is considered official canon.
6. GRIZNATION dominates the Americas
The Book of GRIZNATION is a book of FCS scripture that takes place during the same time as the Bible and takes place on the American continent. It follows the story of the only football program in the state who descended from the heavens at GODS request. (He said to say hi to Polson Griz)
5. The Nature of God/GRIZNATION
While most religions believe in God, the FCS religion believes that GRIZNATION, Read and the Pflugrad Spirit as separate beings. They also believe that Dickenson lived and breathed in the HOUSE that Read built while posting stats and wins that are truly biblical in nature.
4. Priesthood
In the FCS religion any worthy male (AG1) can be given the priesthood and is given specific duties. Black people were not allowed to have the priesthood until 1978. Females are not allowed to have the priesthood. Amen
3. Multiple Heavens
In FCS doctrine there are three heavens: the GRIZNATION Kingdom, READ Kingdom, and DICKENSON Kingdom. The GRIZNATION is the highest, where AG1 and the ones who followed his law reside. The READ is the middle, where people who followed the Law of Screens reside. The DICKENSON is the lowest, where the ones who followed GRIZ law reside. (GRZFTBL barely made the lowest Kingdom)
2. Forgiveness
In FCS theology you can be forgiven for any sin, save two. First, denying GRIZNATION, and second, doubting GRIZNATION. Also, God/AG1 is infinitely forgiving, until the second coming. After that, you end up where you end up, no matter what. There are no second chances. Period. (Take note cat fans)
1. Multiple Worlds and Multiple Gods
This deserves some explanation. FCS believes that God/AG1 created multiple worlds and each world has fans living on it. They also believe that multiple AG1's exist but each has their own universe. Fans are only subject to AG1 and if they obtain the highest level of fandom we can become AG1's themselves.
Its good to be the King.
Here is to kicking your magic underwear on Saturday!!!!
10. Tithing
While tithes are not uncommon among religion, rarely are they mandatory. FCS theology states that in order to make it to the highest kingdom of football (ie. Montana), you must pay a full and honest tithe.
9. Pleasure in Life
This is one of the most famous pieces of FCS doctrine. It’s also the cause of many myths about Mormons. Basically; no beating the Griz, no Legacy, no National Championships.
8. Spirits
This one is very unique to the FCS faith. Basically, everyone on earth now was a Griz fan in their pre-existence. When you die, your spirits are separated from your lesser Weber bodies and the Griz bodies they go to “spirit paradise.” If Weebs were bad (Eteuati ) they go to “spirit prison.” The spirit world exists as a place for Griz fans because we are the second coming.
7. Modern Revelation
Almost everyone who knows anything about the FCS religion knows they have GRIZNATION. What many don’t know, is anything that GRIZNATION says in official capacity is considered official canon.
6. GRIZNATION dominates the Americas
The Book of GRIZNATION is a book of FCS scripture that takes place during the same time as the Bible and takes place on the American continent. It follows the story of the only football program in the state who descended from the heavens at GODS request. (He said to say hi to Polson Griz)
5. The Nature of God/GRIZNATION
While most religions believe in God, the FCS religion believes that GRIZNATION, Read and the Pflugrad Spirit as separate beings. They also believe that Dickenson lived and breathed in the HOUSE that Read built while posting stats and wins that are truly biblical in nature.
4. Priesthood
In the FCS religion any worthy male (AG1) can be given the priesthood and is given specific duties. Black people were not allowed to have the priesthood until 1978. Females are not allowed to have the priesthood. Amen
3. Multiple Heavens
In FCS doctrine there are three heavens: the GRIZNATION Kingdom, READ Kingdom, and DICKENSON Kingdom. The GRIZNATION is the highest, where AG1 and the ones who followed his law reside. The READ is the middle, where people who followed the Law of Screens reside. The DICKENSON is the lowest, where the ones who followed GRIZ law reside. (GRZFTBL barely made the lowest Kingdom)
2. Forgiveness
In FCS theology you can be forgiven for any sin, save two. First, denying GRIZNATION, and second, doubting GRIZNATION. Also, God/AG1 is infinitely forgiving, until the second coming. After that, you end up where you end up, no matter what. There are no second chances. Period. (Take note cat fans)
1. Multiple Worlds and Multiple Gods
This deserves some explanation. FCS believes that God/AG1 created multiple worlds and each world has fans living on it. They also believe that multiple AG1's exist but each has their own universe. Fans are only subject to AG1 and if they obtain the highest level of fandom we can become AG1's themselves.
Its good to be the King.
Here is to kicking your magic underwear on Saturday!!!!
