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Turner Brown - joke


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I wonder if this is where Turner Brown got his egriz name.


Subject: Turner Brown
Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
> > >>The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says:
"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right
> > >>testicle, Turner Brown."
> > >>The small guy faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big dude
> kneels
> > >>down and brings him too, slapping his face and shaking him. When the
> little
> > >>guy finally comes around,the big guy asks him, "What's wrong with
> > >>In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what
> did
> > >>you say to me?"
> > >>The big dude said, "I saw the curious look on your face and figured
> just
> > >>give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7
> feet
> > >>tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my left testicle
> weighs 3
> > >>pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds and my name is Turner
> > >>The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn around.'"

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