Tailgating Mormon Style

[Ashley B. Schaeffer]

Hell, I had a gal named Bonnie in college who was Morman, pards. Was. We had to sever ties after she thought it a good endeavor to give an elbow clickin' umbrella spin to just about every damned Demon Deacon on Tobacco Road.

Nice to see ya back Mr. Schaeffer!

I almost dated a Morman girl but she had to many pent up frustrations.

I certainly do thank you kindly, pard. Regardin' your Mormon gal, I do apologize that matters did not work out with y'all. Did she per chance take out her frustrations by givin' a baker's dozen elbow clickers like mine? Hell, mine looked like she was holdin' a baseball bat in front of her, clickin' those elbows together to beat the band. If that was frustratin' to her, she sure as eggs is eggs was frustrated more often than most.

 

[cclarkblues]

It embarasses me to admit that I couldn't tell the Mormons from the Morons.

 

[granitegriz]

Ashley, sorry to get you off the Mormon trail, but what are your thoughts on next year's Griz team? Does any momentum from WSU game/Griz-Cat, or lack thereof, carry over to next year?

 

[Ashley B. Schaeffer]

Ashley, sorry to get you off the Mormon trail, but what are your thoughts on next year's Griz team? Does any momentum from WSU game/Griz-Cat, or lack thereof, carry over to next year?

Well, pard, I cannot say that I am the most qualified to answer your query, but I would venture that one whole hell of a lot of the credited response regardin' momentum would have to do with whether the fellas hit it hard when spring rolls up. A club has to have either a good memory, or a bad one, for momentum to make one peat seed of an effect. It's somewhat like when my pal Chaz Sacramende had himself a bear of a time tryin' to charm his way into accessin' the nether regions of several Delta Gammas back in '75. He might have been naught for seven that eve, but he shrugged it off and powered through the next night after the Rusty Nugget Fundraiser. Sure, she might have been a deuce and a quarter, but I'll be damned if ol' Chaz didn't hit paydirt with a blumpkin behind the Circle-K. I trust that the fellas can effectuate the same, no matter the outcome of the next two contests.

 

[Ashley B. Schaeffer]

Ashley, sorry to get you off the Mormon trail, but what are your thoughts on next year's Griz team? Does any momentum from WSU game/Griz-Cat, or lack thereof, carry over to next year?

By the by, pard, the Mormon trail in my experience is better described as a Mormon thicket. Hell, I've damned near lost my car keys in that mess.

 

[granitegriz]

Whether people agree or not, well spoken nevertheless. :clap: