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Request to Payton III

AZGrizFan said:
What’s funny is people think PL is the only mod here.
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I understood that Payton took control of egriz in a bloodless coup. are the rumors true that Chris is being held against his will on Scientology's cruise ship?
 
tgreseth said:
AZGrizFan said:
What’s funny is people think PL is the only mod here.
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I understood that Payton took control of egriz in a bloodless coup. are the rumors true that Chris is being held against his will on Scientology's cruise ship?
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Well I spent the afternoon with Chris about a month ago, so unless its happened recently (which could be true), I doubt it.
 
AZGrizFan said:
tgreseth said:
I understood that Payton took control of egriz in a bloodless coup. are the rumors true that Chris is being held against his will on Scientology's cruise ship?
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Well I spent the afternoon with Chris about a month ago, so unless its happened recently (which could be true), I doubt it.
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WHAT!? Why would tgreseth spread such vicious lies about Scientology cruise ships? The gall of that man!
 
tgreseth said:
AZGrizFan said:
What’s funny is people think PL is the only mod here.
Click to expand...

I understood that Payton took control of egriz in a bloodless coup. are the rumors true that Chris is being held against his will on Scientology's cruise ship?
Click to expand...

This is almost correct, I have heard from credible sources that Chris is healthy and doing well, living in a safe house In UAE.

The plot, now commonly referred to as the Bay of Pigs II was actually hatched 3 Years ago.

Documents recovered through a FOIA show that 43 months ago Payton presented a white paper to the eGriz Board of Trustees.

Following an excruciating recruitment season and signing day, a sleep deprived and adderall-addled Payton suggested turning the entirety of e-Griz into an FCS recruitment site. The Board dismissed Payton’s request outright.

Following this rebuke, Payton, the hardest working contributor on the board, was approached and heavily financed by Fat Bruno and UMGriz75 to wrest control of the board from Chris and his acolytes by any means necessary.

Shortly after this and seemingly out of nowhere, Mr. T became a major fucking player (MFP) with the divorcee crowd up and down the Bitterroot Valley.

He soon earned the nickname of ‘Headboard’ for the multiple loud and offensive noise complaints his neighbors filed with the Ravalli County Sheriff’s Department. He had very little time for board oversight.

About that same time, C. Clark Blues was mysteriously given a free open tab at Liquid Louie’s. Clark, believing it a was a clerical error, took full advantage of the free drinks while ignoring his moderator duties on e-Griz.

Both being old, overweight and asthmatic, UMGriz 75 and Fat Bruno decided to bring in some muscle for phase II of their scheme.

In July they duped an unsuspecting PR into the plot by betting him $50 he couldn’t carry a bag weighing 175 pounds.

In a daring daylight abduction, Chris was snatched out of a bathroom stall at Paul’s Pancake Parlor by three overweight masked men. The getaway car was described as a late model yellow sedan with Bozeman plates.

Soon the three abductors and Chris were aboard a fishing trawler headed for the Indian Ocean.

The ransom note, penned by UMGriz75, was reportedly 47 pages long.

After hearing of the kidnapping, Payton, fresh out of stimulant detoxification, came to his senses and contacted the FBI and Interpol.

The fishing trawler was boarded by the US Coast Guard off the coast of Papua New Guinea. The three kidnappers were deemed as national security risks and flown to Jordan thru a program called Extraordinary Rendition.

The prisoners are kept in solitary confinement. Thanks to the Red Cross they are allowed one hour each day to meet and argue.
 
Ursa Major said:
tgreseth said:
I understood that Payton took control of egriz in a bloodless coup. are the rumors true that Chris is being held against his will on Scientology's cruise ship?
Click to expand...

This is almost correct, I have heard from credible sources that Chris is healthy and doing well, living in a safe house In UAE.

The plot, now commonly referred to as the Bay of Pigs II was actually hatched 3 Years ago.

Documents recovered through a FOIA show that 43 months ago Payton presented a white paper to the eGriz Board of Trustees.

Following an excruciating recruitment season and signing day, a sleep deprived and adderall-addled Payton suggested turning the entirety of e-Griz into an FCS recruitment site. The Board dismissed Payton’s request outright.

Following this rebuke, Payton, the hardest working contributor on the board, was approached and heavily financed by Fat Bruno and UMGriz75 to wrest control of the board from Chris and his acolytes by any means necessary.

Shortly after this and seemingly out of nowhere, Mr. T became a major f###[#] player (MFP) with the divorcee crowd up and down the Bitterroot Valley.

He soon earned the nickname of ‘Headboard’ for the multiple loud and offensive noise complaints his neighbors filed with the Ravalli County Sheriff’s Department. He had very little time for board oversight.

About that same time, C. Clark Blues was mysteriously given a free open tab at Liquid Louie’s. Clark, believing it a was a clerical error, took full advantage of the free drinks while ignoring his moderator duties on e-Griz.

Both being old, overweight and asthmatic, UMGriz 75 and Fat Bruno decided to bring in some muscle for phase II of their scheme.

In July they duped an unsuspecting PR into the plot by betting him $50 he couldn’t carry a bag weighing 175 pounds.

In a daring daylight abduction, Chris was snatched out of a bathroom stall at Paul’s Pancake Parlor by three overweight masked men. The getaway car was described as a late model yellow sedan with Bozeman plates.

Soon the three abductors and Chris were aboard a fishing trawler headed for the Indian Ocean.

The ransom note, penned by UMGriz75, was reportedly 47 pages long.

After hearing of the kidnapping, Payton, fresh out of stimulant detoxification, came to his senses and contacted the FBI and Interpol.

The fishing trawler was boarded by the US Coast Guard off the coast of Papua New Guinea. The three kidnappers were later flown to Jordan thru a program called Extraordinary Rendition.

The prisoners are kept in solitary confinement. Thanks to the Red Cross they are allowed one hour each day to meet and argue.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :clap: :clap: :clap: so I almost had it right. thanks for filling in the blanks Ursa!
 
Ursa Major said:
tgreseth said:
I understood that Payton took control of egriz in a bloodless coup. are the rumors true that Chris is being held against his will on Scientology's cruise ship?
Click to expand...

This is almost correct, I have heard from credible sources that Chris is healthy and doing well, living in a safe house In UAE.

The plot, now commonly referred to as the Bay of Pigs II was actually hatched 3 Years ago.

Documents recovered through a FOIA show that 43 months ago Payton presented a white paper to the eGriz Board of Trustees.

Following an excruciating recruitment season and signing day, a sleep deprived and adderall-addled Payton suggested turning the entirety of e-Griz into an FCS recruitment site. The Board dismissed Payton’s request outright.

Following this rebuke, Payton, the hardest working contributor on the board, was approached and heavily financed by Fat Bruno and UMGriz75 to wrest control of the board from Chris and his acolytes by any means necessary.

Shortly after this and seemingly out of nowhere, Mr. T became a major fucking player (MFP) with the divorcee crowd up and down the Bitterroot Valley.

He soon earned the nickname of ‘Headboard’ for the multiple loud and offensive noise complaints his neighbors filed with the Ravalli County Sheriff’s Department. He had very little time for board oversight.

About that same time, C. Clark Blues was mysteriously given a free open tab at Liquid Louie’s. Clark, believing it a was a clerical error, took full advantage of the free drinks while ignoring his moderator duties on e-Griz.

Both being old, overweight and asthmatic, UMGriz 75 and Fat Bruno decided to bring in some muscle for phase II of their scheme.

In July they duped an unsuspecting PR into the plot by betting him $50 he couldn’t carry a bag weighing 175 pounds.

In a daring daylight abduction, Chris was snatched out of a bathroom stall at Paul’s Pancake Parlor by three overweight masked men. The getaway car was described as a late model yellow sedan with Bozeman plates.

Soon the three abductors and Chris were aboard a fishing trawler headed for the Indian Ocean.

The ransom note, penned by UMGriz75, was reportedly 47 pages long.

After hearing of the kidnapping, Payton, fresh out of stimulant detoxification, came to his senses and contacted the FBI and Interpol.

The fishing trawler was boarded by the US Coast Guard off the coast of Papua New Guinea. The three kidnappers were deemed as national security risks and flown to Jordan thru a program called Extraordinary Rendition.

The prisoners are kept in solitary confinement. Thanks to the Red Cross they are allowed one hour each day to meet and argue.
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:clap: :clap: :lol:
 
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