Oklahoma Panhandle St...

[RE Hammond]

Mike Garrett watched from that little press box

Holy hell. Did he steal anything???

You gotta absolutely respect a program whose fans touts the credentials of a visiting AD, a guy who pretty much HAS to be an AD at an NAIA school because he's forever known by anyone who can read as a major cheat. :lol:

Seriously. This game is a f*cking joke and everyone knows it. It's just good to be the big dog feasting on the cupcakes. I can't imagine what coach Gaskamp must be feeling (and I absolutely ADORE that his wife is the SID on campus!! I mean, how cute -- and small time -- is THAT?!?! Does she cut orange slices at halftime for the guys, too :lol: ).

Garrett doesn't steal. You're thinking of OJ, but they all look alike when the only blacks in the state are there for 2-5 years. BTW, what NAIA program is your former AD with?

Why didn't you have the balls to go to, let's say, WSU to play the co-author of air-raid? Was it an f'ing joke when he developed it at Iowa Wesleyan then took it to T Tech and beat everyone with it?

Yes, orange slices. I take mine with Vodka, Brandy, or Madeira, because I'm older than 21.

Who is Gaskamp? Did you mean Gaslamp? Again, James Bond, in America we drive on the right side of the road - you're CLUELESS. You're white, slow, criminally intended, and under investigation by the DOJ. You look like the f'ing joke now, and you're a massive embarrassment to the state of Montana.

 

[MrTitleist]

Great shot. Probably Christmas break. Ever think of that. The students at OPSU actually have a better place to go on breaks.

I think those are the same guys who beat Colorado State in 2009 (and also had Wyoming all tied up this year with 10 to go). Some of them even got to play against Blake Griffin (or, at least, see the underside of his shorts).

Congrats on a 19 point loss to Wyoming. Does OPSU ever win? Seems like a lot of "almost had 'em" or "we were within _____ with ____ minutes to go!"

Quite right, that one got away real fast. But, when was the last time you beat Colorado State? SAGU could beat you.

Pokes and Sheep split in 2012. Nice try, come back soon.

 

[EverettGriz]

Mike Garrett watched from that little press box

Holy hell. Did he steal anything???

You gotta absolutely respect a program whose fans touts the credentials of a visiting AD, a guy who pretty much HAS to be an AD at an NAIA school because he's forever known by anyone who can read as a major cheat. :lol:

Seriously. This game is a f*cking joke and everyone knows it. It's just good to be the big dog feasting on the cupcakes. I can't imagine what coach Gaskamp must be feeling (and I absolutely ADORE that his wife is the SID on campus!! I mean, how cute -- and small time -- is THAT?!?! Does she cut orange slices at halftime for the guys, too :lol: ).

Garrett doesn't steal. You're thinking of OJ, but they all look alike when the only blacks in the state are there for 2-5 years. BTW, what NAIA program is your former AD with?

Why didn't you have the balls to go to, let's say, WSU to play the co-author of air-raid? Was it an f'ing joke when he developed it at Iowa Wesleyan then took it to T Tech and beat everyone with it?

Yes, orange slices. I take mine with Vodka, Brandy, or Madeira, because I'm older than 21.

Who is Gaskamp? Did you mean Gaslamp? Again, James Bond, in America we drive on the right side of the road - you're CLUELESS. You're white, slow, criminally intended, and under investigation by the DOJ. You look like the f'ing joke now, and you're a massive embarrassment to the state of Montana.

Who is Gaskamp?? He's the head football coach of the team you're pretending to follow, stupid-ass cat troll:

http://www.opsu.edu/Athletics/?page=Staff" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

And I didn't say Garrett stole. I said he was a cheat. And he is. But you already know that.

 

[RE Hammond]

I'm talking the last 4-5 years. Especially after (or maybe even before) Thanksgiving.

No need to go back to the last days of disco. But, if you insist, Panhandle St. took Chadron St. out to the woodshed the one game for which I could find a result. Panhandle St., I believe, also still holds the single game, single athlete scoring record for all collegiate football. And, it was done against NAU (ASC Flagstaff). Of course, not storied.

Ok we'll play your game. Last 5 years.

51 - 0 win vs Stephen F. Austin
41-14 win vs Central Arkansas
31-13 win vs Texas State
28-31 loss vs Sam Houston State

So 3-1 in the last 5 years.

Yep, we are owned by that conference and can never get past them huh? :roll:

Why exactly do you bring up Chadron anyway? Chadron didn't beat the Griz, they beat the kitties over in Bozeman once.

Thank you for playing my game. I feel obliged to return your most generous offerings.

My bad. I do think it is the kitties in both cases. Well, no matter. Whether the kitties or the cubs face the bearcats, you don't get by them, you don't collect 200 dollars, you don't get a night with Diamond Lil, you just go to court and get investigated by every major governing body in world. SHSU plays NDSU. Book it.

The SHSU team you played in 2004 did not score a single point in their spring game that year, yet they took you to the well in a national champ semi? That's what you get when you bring in all the concussion liabilities from D-IA (Ooh...Ochs...Sweet Chi-chi's). Yeah. I don't know FCS.

Why doesn't anyone ever bring up the 1 point victory over Dixie State? Kitties or cubs. Doesn't matter. Gee, didn't OPSU have a better rating than Dixie State right around that year.

Yeah. I don't know FCS. Don't need to know FCS. Just need to know that it is as flaky as DII and NAIA. Any given jury, err, Saturday.

 

[Geddes]

I am but a proud Montana redneck, but shouldn't your multiple degrees, technical in nature, provide you a superior forum to discuss important natural things? I will give a go at some technical talk. I suspect after Panhandle is done with this aforementioned fooseball game, their team doc will become a specialist in anal fissures..

 

[RE Hammond]

Mike Garrett watched from that little press box

Holy hell. Did he steal anything???

You gotta absolutely respect a program whose fans touts the credentials of a visiting AD, a guy who pretty much HAS to be an AD at an NAIA school because he's forever known by anyone who can read as a major cheat. :lol:

Seriously. This game is a f*cking joke and everyone knows it. It's just good to be the big dog feasting on the cupcakes. I can't imagine what coach Gaskamp must be feeling (and I absolutely ADORE that his wife is the SID on campus!! I mean, how cute -- and small time -- is THAT?!?! Does she cut orange slices at halftime for the guys, too :lol: ).

Garrett doesn't steal. You're thinking of OJ, but they all look alike when the only blacks in the state are there for 2-5 years. BTW, what NAIA program is your former AD with?

Why didn't you have the balls to go to, let's say, WSU to play the co-author of air-raid? Was it an f'ing joke when he developed it at Iowa Wesleyan then took it to T Tech and beat everyone with it?

Yes, orange slices. I take mine with Vodka, Brandy, or Madeira, because I'm older than 21.

Who is Gaskamp? Did you mean Gaslamp? Again, James Bond, in America we drive on the right side of the road - you're CLUELESS. You're white, slow, criminally intended, and under investigation by the DOJ. You look like the f'ing joke now, and you're a massive embarrassment to the state of Montana.

Who is Gaskamp?? He's the head football coach of the team you're pretending to follow, stupid-ass cat troll:

http://www.opsu.edu/Athletics/?page=Staff" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

And I didn't say Garrett stole. I said he was a cheat. And he is. But you already know that.

He wasn't a cheat. He let cheats like Bush and Leinert get out of control. But, he was an arrogant prick who suffered his hubris, his pride before his fall. The ultimate point of the Garrett story is don't go around boasting your over-bloated stadium, because, someday you just may end up back at the track and field facility (maybe Northern would let you use Blue Pony - they seem to have big grass too - have you ever stopped to ponder that maybe it's because they know anyone who plays on a rug will have issues with it?).

Yes, I'm proud to be a Cat troll. And a Griz troll. And an Oredigger troll. A Lights troll. And, a Bulldog troll. I do leave out Saints and other Bears, since privates weren't part of the enabling act. Although I do love Carroll's campus.

I still don't understand the Gaskamp thing. Is it Gas Lamp at the Camp site? I drive on the right side of the road.

 

[snap]

Oh shit Geddes...that's some cold lotion (I expect you to get the reference as a Billy Red Face fan).

 

[rimrockgriz]

Holy hell. Did he steal anything???

You gotta absolutely respect a program whose fans touts the credentials of a visiting AD, a guy who pretty much HAS to be an AD at an NAIA school because he's forever known by anyone who can read as a major cheat. :lol:

Seriously. This game is a f*cking joke and everyone knows it. It's just good to be the big dog feasting on the cupcakes. I can't imagine what coach Gaskamp must be feeling (and I absolutely ADORE that his wife is the SID on campus!! I mean, how cute -- and small time -- is THAT?!?! Does she cut orange slices at halftime for the guys, too :lol: ).

Garrett doesn't steal. You're thinking of OJ, but they all look alike when the only blacks in the state are there for 2-5 years. BTW, what NAIA program is your former AD with?

Why didn't you have the balls to go to, let's say, WSU to play the co-author of air-raid? Was it an f'ing joke when he developed it at Iowa Wesleyan then took it to T Tech and beat everyone with it?

Yes, orange slices. I take mine with Vodka, Brandy, or Madeira, because I'm older than 21.

Who is Gaskamp? Did you mean Gaslamp? Again, James Bond, in America we drive on the right side of the road - you're CLUELESS. You're white, slow, criminally intended, and under investigation by the DOJ. You look like the f'ing joke now, and you're a massive embarrassment to the state of Montana.

Who is Gaskamp?? He's the head football coach of the team you're pretending to follow, stupid-ass cat troll:

http://www.opsu.edu/Athletics/?page=Staff" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

And I didn't say Garrett stole. I said he was a cheat. And he is. But you already know that.

He wasn't a cheat. He let cheats like Bush and Leinert get out of control. But, he was an arrogant prick who suffered his hubris, his pride before his fall. The ultimate point of the Garrett story is don't go around boasting your over-bloated stadium, because, someday you just may end up back at the track and field facility (maybe Northern would let you use Blue Pony - they seem to have big grass too - have you ever stopped to ponder that maybe it's because they know anyone who plays on a rug will have issues with it?).

Yes, I'm proud to be a Cat troll. And a Griz troll. And an Oredigger troll. A Lights troll. And, a Bulldog troll. I do leave out Saints and other Bears, since privates weren't part of the enabling act. Although I do love Carroll's campus.

I still don't understand the Gaskamp thing. Is it Gas Lamp at the Camp site? I drive on the right side of the road.

Get a towel...turn on the light...wipe up..Opie. Your mom is home :lol: :lol: :lol: :egriz:

 

[Geddes]

Oh shit Geddes...that's some cold lotion (I expect you to get the reference as a Billy Red Face fan).

Will fill you in on the Stanhope show tomorrow at the Top Hat. My only wish is that he runs at least five people out of the building..

 

[snap]

Oh shit Geddes...that's some cold lotion (I expect you to get the reference as a Billy Red Face fan).

Will fill you in on the Stanhope show tomorrow at the Top Hat. My only wish is that he runs at least five people out of the building..

I'm stuck north of Sandpoint until 5 or 6 tomorrow so getting down to Msla in time for the show would be horrific. Missing Stanhope in Msla...that's some cold lotion indeed.

 

[RE Hammond]

I am but a proud Montana redneck, but shouldn't your multiple degrees, technical in nature, provide you a superior forum to discuss important natural things? I will give a go at some technical talk. I suspect after Panhandle is done with this aforementioned fooseball game, their team doc will become a specialist in anal fissures..

Again, I don't think so. OPSU is as big as you are. Probably a lot faster too.

OPSU was beaten by New Mexico Highlands 60-14 in 2011. New Mexico Highlands had 12 PAC-10 transfers. OPSU was beaten on the scoreboard, but Highlands was beaten physically. To the point they were playing a wide receiver at QB two weeks later. They were the best team in DII up to that game. CSU-Pueblo not even close. Would have cleaned Lamar's clock.

There are no Montana rednecks. They were all lynched before 1880. The Hearst, Rockefeller, Morgan, Hammond, and Rothchild families (oh, I left out Hanoi Jane) would never invest in a place infested with inbred cretans.

I know it's popular these days to claim affiliation with the Hatfields or McCoys (tantamount to claiming to be Republican and poor - basically just means you're a racist and can't stand having a black president), but if Montana ever gets sophisticated again, it could end up being downright dangerous to feign a southeastern accent.

 

[RE Hammond]

Mike Garrett watched from that little press box

Holy hell. Did he steal anything???

You gotta absolutely respect a program whose fans touts the credentials of a visiting AD, a guy who pretty much HAS to be an AD at an NAIA school because he's forever known by anyone who can read as a major cheat. :lol:

Seriously. This game is a f*cking joke and everyone knows it. It's just good to be the big dog feasting on the cupcakes. I can't imagine what coach Gaskamp must be feeling (and I absolutely ADORE that his wife is the SID on campus!! I mean, how cute -- and small time -- is THAT?!?! Does she cut orange slices at halftime for the guys, too :lol: ).

Garrett doesn't steal. You're thinking of OJ, but they all look alike when the only blacks in the state are there for 2-5 years. BTW, what NAIA program is your former AD with?

Why didn't you have the balls to go to, let's say, WSU to play the co-author of air-raid? Was it an f'ing joke when he developed it at Iowa Wesleyan then took it to T Tech and beat everyone with it?

Yes, orange slices. I take mine with Vodka, Brandy, or Madeira, because I'm older than 21.

Who is Gaskamp? Did you mean Gaslamp? Again, James Bond, in America we drive on the right side of the road - you're CLUELESS. You're white, slow, criminally intended, and under investigation by the DOJ. You look like the f'ing joke now, and you're a massive embarrassment to the state of Montana.

Who is Gaskamp?? He's the head football coach of the team you're pretending to follow, stupid-ass cat troll:

http://www.opsu.edu/Athletics/?page=Staff" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

And I didn't say Garrett stole. I said he was a cheat. And he is. But you already know that.

"Holy hell. Did he steal anything???"

Technically, yes, you're right. The words steal and stole are not the same word but are different tenses of the same word. Hello, Wilbur...

 

[CrunchGriz]

RE Hammond = Salvador Dali

Surrealism is fine, as far as it goes, but only in small doses.

Happy to let this thread morph on without me from here on out.

 

[Geddes]

Jesus, after the explanation of your team's asswhoopings, I am not sure if Montana will even be able to provide a proper prison raping..I envison your team asking to be fucked harder around the eight minute mark of the third..scientifically of course..

 

[EverettGriz]

Holy hell. Did he steal anything???

You gotta absolutely respect a program whose fans touts the credentials of a visiting AD, a guy who pretty much HAS to be an AD at an NAIA school because he's forever known by anyone who can read as a major cheat. :lol:

Seriously. This game is a f*cking joke and everyone knows it. It's just good to be the big dog feasting on the cupcakes. I can't imagine what coach Gaskamp must be feeling (and I absolutely ADORE that his wife is the SID on campus!! I mean, how cute -- and small time -- is THAT?!?! Does she cut orange slices at halftime for the guys, too :lol: ).

Garrett doesn't steal. You're thinking of OJ, but they all look alike when the only blacks in the state are there for 2-5 years. BTW, what NAIA program is your former AD with?

Why didn't you have the balls to go to, let's say, WSU to play the co-author of air-raid? Was it an f'ing joke when he developed it at Iowa Wesleyan then took it to T Tech and beat everyone with it?

Yes, orange slices. I take mine with Vodka, Brandy, or Madeira, because I'm older than 21.

Who is Gaskamp? Did you mean Gaslamp? Again, James Bond, in America we drive on the right side of the road - you're CLUELESS. You're white, slow, criminally intended, and under investigation by the DOJ. You look like the f'ing joke now, and you're a massive embarrassment to the state of Montana.

Who is Gaskamp?? He's the head football coach of the team you're pretending to follow, stupid-ass cat troll:

http://www.opsu.edu/Athletics/?page=Staff" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

And I didn't say Garrett stole. I said he was a cheat. And he is. But you already know that.

He wasn't a cheat. He let cheats like Bush and Leinert get out of control. But, he was an arrogant prick who suffered his hubris, his pride before his fall. The ultimate point of the Garrett story is don't go around boasting your over-bloated stadium, because, someday you just may end up back at the track and field facility (maybe Northern would let you use Blue Pony - they seem to have big grass too - have you ever stopped to ponder that maybe it's because they know anyone who plays on a rug will have issues with it?).

Yes, I'm proud to be a Cat troll. And a Griz troll. And an Oredigger troll. A Lights troll. And, a Bulldog troll. I do leave out Saints and other Bears, since privates weren't part of the enabling act. Although I do love Carroll's campus.

I still don't understand the Gaskamp thing. Is it Gas Lamp at the Camp site? I drive on the right side of the road.

What. The. F*ck????

 

[Potomac Griz]

My bad. I do think it is the kitties in both cases. Well, no matter. Whether the kitties or the cubs face the bearcats, you don't get by them, you don't collect 200 dollars, you don't get a night with Diamond Lil, you just go to court and get investigated by every major governing body in world. SHSU plays NDSU. Book it.

Except we are 3-2 against them, and 2-1 in the playoffs against them. That's "getting by" them more than not "getting by" them. Plus, you said the southland conference, not a specific team. You can't change the rules now halfway into the debate pal...that's not how it works

The SHSU team you played in 2004 did not score a single point in their spring game that year, yet they took you to the well in a national champ semi? That's what you get when you bring in all the concussion liabilities from D-IA (Ooh...Ochs...Sweet Chi-chi's). Yeah. I don't know FCS.

Yeah, apparently you don't know FCS. They didn't beat us in 2004 in the playoffs, that was a regular season game down in Huntsville. In the playoffs we beat them 34-13 and went on to the NC game.

Hm...interesting...that's pretty easy information to find, so not only do you not know FCS, you apparently don't know the fine art of "google" or "let me look that up first before I make an ass out of myself". Oh, and Ochs had a QB Efficiency rating of 163.45 that game, and also ran for 77 yards on 8 carries. But don't let facts get in the way of your argument...yeah...he was a liability :lol:

Why doesn't anyone ever bring up the 1 point victory over Dixie State? Kitties or cubs. Doesn't matter. Gee, didn't OPSU have a better rating than Dixie State right around that year.

Probably because that was again the MSU Bobcats, not the Grizzlies. That's like me talking trash to an Alabama fan because North Dakota State beat Minnesota. Two different teams.

 

[WyomingGrizFan]

http://www.opsu.edu/Athletics/?sport=Foot&season=12%2F13&page=Rosters" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Interesting, OPSU on their roster last year (2012-13) had about 37 players that were either sophomore, junior or senior; while they had about 87 freshman (either true freshman or redshirt). They only had two players that stood over 6'3." One was a QB and the other an OT.

 

[RE Hammond]

My bad. I do think it is the kitties in both cases. Well, no matter. Whether the kitties or the cubs face the bearcats, you don't get by them, you don't collect 200 dollars, you don't get a night with Diamond Lil, you just go to court and get investigated by every major governing body in world. SHSU plays NDSU. Book it.

Except we are 3-2 against them, and 2-1 in the playoffs against them. That's "getting by" them more than not "getting by" them. Plus, you said the southland conference, not a specific team. You can't change the rules now halfway into the debate pal...that's not how it works

The SHSU team you played in 2004 did not score a single point in their spring game that year, yet they took you to the well in a national champ semi? That's what you get when you bring in all the concussion liabilities from D-IA (Ooh...Ochs...Sweet Chi-chi's). Yeah. I don't know FCS.

Yeah, apparently you don't know FCS. They didn't beat us in 2004 in the playoffs, that was a regular season game down in Huntsville. In the playoffs we beat them 34-13 and went on to the NC game.

Hm...interesting...that's pretty easy information to find, so not only do you not know FCS, you apparently don't know the fine art of "google" or "let me look that up first before I make an ass out of myself". Oh, and Ochs had a QB Efficiency rating of 163.45 that game, and also ran for 77 yards on 8 carries. But don't let facts get in the way of your argument...yeah...he was a liability :lol:

Why doesn't anyone ever bring up the 1 point victory over Dixie State? Kitties or cubs. Doesn't matter. Gee, didn't OPSU have a better rating than Dixie State right around that year.

Probably because that was again the MSU Bobcats, not the Grizzlies. That's like me talking trash to an Alabama fan because North Dakota State beat Minnesota. Two different teams.

In my parlance, taking you to the well doesn't imply victory...just the opposite. I know the Griz went onto the NC and I pulled for them in both situations. The game was much closer than 34-13. Didn't break open until the Griz tight end pulled in a score. Again, this is in reference to the flaky nature of less than BCS conference football. SHSU couldn't score in their spring game, yet they can reach a semi-final.

Nobody has figured out SHSU except for NDSU the last two years. And, I'm seeing no one figuring out NDSU until they leave for DI proper.

163 means essentially nothing in less than BCS football. 160-180 rated QB's can't even get a cup of coffee in the CFL (most of the time - yeah, yeah, yeah, I know - MSU QB in New Amsterdam/New Hong Kong).

I would suggest you Google Towson State's 2013 schedule, so you can learn more about FCS football. Howard, Hampton, Norfolk State - just as good. Maybe even Richmond. You remember them? William and Mary, ODU, I could go on all day. Who needs Montana when you are the happening beltway dude?

Sorry I changed the rules. You should be quite used to that happening on an hourly basis somewhere near the Potomac River. Definition of what constitutes sexual activity, definition of what constitutes illegal search and seizure, etc.

You are so transparent. Only people in academia or faux-leadership positions take e-mails or posts apart one-by-one and pretend to give an authoritative rebuttal to each point. Dime a dozen. Douche bag.

You stand in front of a mirror and stare at yourself every morning, naked, right?

 

[RE Hammond]

http://www.opsu.edu/Athletics/?sport=Foot&season=12%2F13&page=Rosters

Interesting, OPSU on their roster last year (2012-13) had about 37 players that were either sophomore, junior or senior; while they had about 87 freshman (either true freshman or redshirt). They only had two players that stood over 6'3." One was a QB and the other an OT.

1. Go back to Wyoming and shut the farg up.

2. Wait until you see this year's roster. Last year's roster was the result of a one-and-out coach.

3. Get a clue, Mr. Altitude, the hypoxic one. Things are so strangely reported on rosters. I know this. I'm 6'3", and they all look down on me, literally, not figuratively. The punters over the last four years have been over 6' and weighed 220 lbs. One had the widest wingspan ever seen by NFL scouts. Yes, they do come to OPSU.

 

[RE Hammond]

Garrett doesn't steal. You're thinking of OJ, but they all look alike when the only blacks in the state are there for 2-5 years. BTW, what NAIA program is your former AD with?

Why didn't you have the balls to go to, let's say, WSU to play the co-author of air-raid? Was it an f'ing joke when he developed it at Iowa Wesleyan then took it to T Tech and beat everyone with it?

Yes, orange slices. I take mine with Vodka, Brandy, or Madeira, because I'm older than 21.

Who is Gaskamp? Did you mean Gaslamp? Again, James Bond, in America we drive on the right side of the road - you're CLUELESS. You're white, slow, criminally intended, and under investigation by the DOJ. You look like the f'ing joke now, and you're a massive embarrassment to the state of Montana.

Who is Gaskamp?? He's the head football coach of the team you're pretending to follow, stupid-ass cat troll:

http://www.opsu.edu/Athletics/?page=Staff" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

And I didn't say Garrett stole. I said he was a cheat. And he is. But you already know that.

He wasn't a cheat. He let cheats like Bush and Leinert get out of control. But, he was an arrogant prick who suffered his hubris, his pride before his fall. The ultimate point of the Garrett story is don't go around boasting your over-bloated stadium, because, someday you just may end up back at the track and field facility (maybe Northern would let you use Blue Pony - they seem to have big grass too - have you ever stopped to ponder that maybe it's because they know anyone who plays on a rug will have issues with it?).

Yes, I'm proud to be a Cat troll. And a Griz troll. And an Oredigger troll. A Lights troll. And, a Bulldog troll. I do leave out Saints and other Bears, since privates weren't part of the enabling act. Although I do love Carroll's campus.

I still don't understand the Gaskamp thing. Is it Gas Lamp at the Camp site? I drive on the right side of the road.

What. The. F*ck????

You don't have the same response to my rebuttal of your claim you didn't say he was a thief???

If you want a WTF, go and look at your madness. Wilbur.