OFFICIAL: Kyle Sample Appreciation Thread

[Ursa Major]

Not yet. I think Colon Nuance tried to blog that he saw Sample on a vision quest, but that was later proven completely false. It might have had something to do with ski hill proximity, but I'm not sure.

I wonder who'd win in a fight between Kyle and Couloir. Never mind, I think we all know the answer to that question.

I heard he once climbed Mt. Everest with no equipment except for a knife and a loin cloth.

I heard that, too. I also heard he ate a chili dog (free at a tailgate), and spray farted a perfect score onto an SAT bubble sheet. Only the third time it's ever happened. We all know the other two.

Gary and Ace, of course!

 

[putter]

I've met Kyle Sample, I know Kyle Sample. And you sir, are no Kyle Sample

This person sounds more like Scott Mansch from the Tribune.....waste of space

 

[snap]

All I know is that if I were researching ways to cure cancer, I'd start with Kyle's breast milk and go from there.

 

[Ursa Major]

All I know is that if I were researching ways to cure cancer, I'd start with Kyle's breast milk and go from there.

I heard he once brought a man back from the dead just by peeing on the deceased's grave site. The man reportedly died in 1956.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

I wonder who'd win in a fight between Kyle and Couloir. Never mind, I think we all know the answer to that question.

I heard he once climbed Mt. Everest with no equipment except for a knife and a loin cloth.

I heard that as well. Then he left both at the summit and wingsuited (not sure where he got the wingsuit) back to base camp.

I heard a couple of Sherpa guides brought it up for him. I also heard that they got lost on the way down so Kyle climbed back up and rescued them.

That's a fact. He also wove a blanket out of his chest hair to keep the sherpas warm in the Butte-like weather 1,000 feet below the summit. One of the sherpas told him Mauna Kea was actually the tallest mountain in the world, so Kyle went and built a 5,000 foot snowman atop Everest, traveled to the Big Island, and sunk that fucker to the bottom of Big Blue.

 

[Ursa Major]

I heard he once climbed Mt. Everest with no equipment except for a knife and a loin cloth.

I heard that as well. Then he left both at the summit and wingsuited (not sure where he got the wingsuit) back to base camp.

I heard a couple of Sherpa guides brought it up for him. I also heard that they got lost on the way down so Kyle climbed back up and rescued them.

That's a fact. He also wove a blanket out of his chest hair to keep the sherpas warm in the Butte-like weather 1,000 feet below the summit. One of the sherpas told him Mauna Kea was actually the tallest mountain in the world, so Kyle went and built a 5,000 foot snowman atop Everest, traveled to the Big Island, and sunk that fucker to the bottom of Big Blue.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[CDAGRIZ]

All I know is that if I were researching ways to cure cancer, I'd start with Kyle's breast milk and go from there.

I heard he once brought a man back from the dead just by peeing on the deceased's grave site. The man reportedly died in 1956.

I hadn't heard that one, but I don't doubt its veracity. Especially when we're talking about the guy who invented the McRib sandwich . . . by accident . . . while on vacation . . . in Mogadishu.

 

[StumptownGriz]

Kyle Sample is very good and has the potential to be truly terrific. Better than AJ, in my view.

Alpha flamed out a couple years ago. Surprised me it took that long for people to see the light on that one. Some of us saw it years ago.

The only thing you saw years ago was Haucks colon and Pflus taint..........now quit being your usual #bagodicks self and get back to praising all things Sample.

:lol:

 

[Ursa Major]

Speaking of mountains, I understand that his inception actually triggered the 1980 eruption of Mt. St. Helens.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

Speaking of mountains, I understand that his inception actually triggered the 1980 eruption of Mt. St. Helens.

:lol:

 

[NLGrizFan]

:lol: :lol: :clap: I quit laughing at this!!

 

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

Not yet. I think Colon Nuance tried to blog that he saw Sample on a vision quest, but that was later proven completely false. It might have had something to do with ski hill proximity, but I'm not sure.

I wonder who'd win in a fight between Kyle and Couloir. Never mind, I think we all know the answer to that question.

I heard he once climbed Mt. Everest with no equipment except for a knife and a loin cloth.

I heard that as well. Then he left both at the summit and wingsuited (not sure where he got the wingsuit) back to base camp.

Being the man he is....he probably just used his nutsack

 

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

Kyle Sample CAN eat just one.......................

 

[CFallsGriz]

I wonder who'd win in a fight between Kyle and Couloir. Never mind, I think we all know the answer to that question.

I heard he once climbed Mt. Everest with no equipment except for a knife and a loin cloth.

I heard that as well. Then he left both at the summit and wingsuited (not sure where he got the wingsuit) back to base camp.

Being the man he is....he probably just used his nutsack

I think he calls that one the Flying Squirrel

 

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

Who doesnt?