Official eGriz FCS Poll - October 21

[CDAGRIZ]

Well, this weekend wasn't very much fun from a football standpoint. Personally, I was weekending in the desert where an unfortunate turn of events regarding an alleged Griz Viewing Location ("GVL") was unwilling to show the game due to it "not being on the list of games to show". I asked if they were aware of their status as a GVL and the rights and responsibilities thereto pertaining. When pressed, it became apparent that it wasn't a "can't" but a "won't". Undaunted, I watched part of the debacle on my phone from a booth in the Old Shitty Spaghetti Factory. I don't know what I ordered, and I don't know if I ate it. I think it was some Italian dish. I watched the rest hunched over in the lobby bar of some overpriced resort. At least I came home to a completely destroyed house. I don't know who left his fucking ostrich chained to the garage fridge, but he's still here. Here's your damned Poll:

1. NDSU (21)
2. JMU (8)
3. SDSU
4. Weber State
5. Villanova
6. Illinois State
7. Kennesaw State
8. Sacramento State
9. Montana
10. Montana State
11. UNI
12. Central Arkansas
13. Furman
14. Princeton
15. Nicholls
16. NC A&T
17. Dartmouth
18. Towson
19. Delaware
20. UC Davis
21. Central Connecticut State
22. JSU
23. SEMO
24. UT Martin
25. YSU

 

[EverettGriz]

I wondered where I lost Osty.

Thanks CDA. She prefers craft beer, just so you're aware.

 

[Ursa Major]

CDA--could you please check the sofa cushions for my wife's loaded snub nose .357? Last time we saw it was the 4th quarter when Jodcon was waving it around talking incoherently about Robert Deniro and The Beer Hunter (GVL). We kind of lost track of the gun when we were looking up the value of your wife's Swarovski crystal on Etsy.

Eh, I'm sure it will show up.

BTW-- Great Party! Wish you could have attended.

 

[bgbigdog]

Great call on CCSU.

I know Presbyterian wasn’t on the teams getting votes list this week & while they lost badly to Kennebunkport State, their team name is the Blue Hose. I think they deserve votes for the name, all by itself. Thanks & I’ll hang up now and listen for my answer.

 

[jodcon]

At least I came home to a completely destroyed house.

What's the deductible on your homeowner policy, I feel like we should at least pay some of that? Which means Everett and I, others can't be counted on.

Hey also your neighbor chick is hot. She should probably pull her shades at night, you can see right in her bedroom window from your roof if you stand on the chimney. I think she spotted us but it was dark so probably thought it was you. Caught a break there.

Where you going this weekend to not watch the game?

 

[CDAGRIZ]

At least I came home to a completely destroyed house.

What's the deductible on your homeowner policy, I feel like we should at least pay some of that? Which means Everett and I, others can't be counted on.

Hey also your neighbor chick is hot. She should probably pull her shades at night, you can see right in her bedroom window from your roof if you stand on the chimney. I think she spotted us but it was dark so probably thought it was you. Caught a break there.

Where you going this weekend to not watch the game?

I think the deductible is $150k. I knew The General would save some time, but they were out of their element on homeowners. Lesson learned.

The neighbor to which you might refer could well be Jenna Jameson. True story. And I don’t think she cares about chimney lads peeping in the wind’ers.

 

[AZGrizFan]

Did Sneed fall out of ORV after his injury?

 

[AllWeatherFan]

Can we please get back to FCS football (polls) for a minute, or even a good representation of that?

CDA, thank you for getting the order correct on the rankings for Montana and State, Montana! That’s why I pay a premium for this newsletter. You don’t get this from STATS or one of the other free online sites.

 

[Ursa Major]

At least I came home to a completely destroyed house.

What's the deductible on your homeowner policy, I feel like we should at least pay some of that? Which means Everett and I, others can't be counted on.

Hey also your neighbor chick is hot. She should probably pull her shades at night, you can see right in her bedroom window from your roof if you stand on the chimney. I think she spotted us but it was dark so probably thought it was you. Caught a break there.

Where you going this weekend to not watch the game?

I think the deductible is $150k. I knew The General would save some time, but they were out of their element on homeowners. Lesson learned.

The neighbor to which you might refer could well be Jenna Jameson. True story. And I don’t think she cares about chimney lads peeping in the wind’ers.

Whoa, whoa, whoa....if we're talking about compensation owed, how about we talk about the five bottles of Stoli and the promise of an at home chicken coup I had to make to my Russian mother-in-law for not butchering E.G.'s stupid ostrich? She had her heart set on 55 kilograms of Kyiv Chicken. Apparently there are no lease laws at Schick Shadel.

 

[EverettGriz]

I used to like your mother-in-law, Ursa. Likely because I can never understand a damn word she says. Except "nyet", which I seem to get a lot.

But she must have been drunker than Mr. Titleist (huh, there's a phrase I never thought I'd type) if she wanted to eat poor Osty. That shit ain't chicken.

 

[Ursa Major]

Nobody gets that drunk...well except for Mr. T.

 

[bgbigdog]

Pretty sure I left my Griz hoodie hanging on the camera/tripod you have @ the foot of the bed. Worked up quite a sweat stacking those gold bars for the Jenga game. True story - Jenna sends her best & that tape in the VCR, I have no idea where that came from. Still using VCR’s & Hi-8 cameras, genius...

Ps. I did borrow a couple of Cheese Cake Factory coupons, given what you said about the Old Shitty Spaghetti Factory & all.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

Terrible news. The home somehow caught fire over night. Don't worry, everth--, everyone made it out before the fire was started. Very lucky coincidence. The claims adjuster/receptionist at The General has declared the home a total loss. I can rebuild, no prob. And I do have 18 lbs of scrambled ostrich eggs.

 

[EverettGriz]

Well dammit all to hell. And it's such a coincidence. This is just the way Osty1 died as well. I mean, what're the odds?

note: I wouldn't eat those eggs. Let's just say Osty2 may have ingested...uhh...a few "non-natural" substances in her final days.

 

[CDAGRIZ]

Well dammit all to hell. And it's such a coincidence. This is just the way Osty1 died as well. I mean, what're the odds?

note: I wouldn't eat those eggs. Let's just say Osty2 may have ingested...uhh...a few "non-natural" substances in her final days.

Too late ostrich quadrants on for the task marlin rouge truly krakenship did for Ted & @you why wouldn't I?