Pick one:
1. The Griz miss the playoffs for the next three years (when contested); or
2. The Griz win a National Championship next year, BUT you have to duct tape dust pans to your hands for a year, AND, you only get to eat BLTs for a year. You have to shovel the BLTs into your mouth with dust pan hands. Breakfast? Dust pan BLT. Lunch meeting with a client? Tough luck, because it’s dust pan BLT. Shaking hands on a huge closing? Hope the dude likes dust pans with mayo. You can’t eat anything else for the entire year, and your dust pan hands only come off when the final whistle blows at the NC game.