There's several reasons the NDSU dynasty is over, but like Taylor Swift would say, romance isn't meant to last and akin to her 732 Boyfriends of the past, NDSU simply ran out of officials to pay...
Their old romance can simply be expressed with the lyrics:
"Just like a knight in shining armor
From a long time ago
Just in time, I will save the day
Take you to my castle far away"
That, Kids, is what we call Horrific 80's music. You can have all 1800 "hits" right now... What would you expect to pay? Wait, don't answer...
The NDSU romance with the officials was at an all time peak when they could get away with anything, like that time the NDSU player was RUNNING and fumbled and they called it NOT a fumble... Oh, I get choked up thinking about the old days, what I wouldn't give to be a fly on the wall in the airport parking garages where the money was exchanged...
Oh well, now there really is NOTHING left to do in Fargo... Maybe they will make another movie... You Betcha!
Their old romance can simply be expressed with the lyrics:
"Just like a knight in shining armor
From a long time ago
Just in time, I will save the day
Take you to my castle far away"
That, Kids, is what we call Horrific 80's music. You can have all 1800 "hits" right now... What would you expect to pay? Wait, don't answer...
The NDSU romance with the officials was at an all time peak when they could get away with anything, like that time the NDSU player was RUNNING and fumbled and they called it NOT a fumble... Oh, I get choked up thinking about the old days, what I wouldn't give to be a fly on the wall in the airport parking garages where the money was exchanged...
Oh well, now there really is NOTHING left to do in Fargo... Maybe they will make another movie... You Betcha!
