Most retarded Missoulian Twitter post

[GrizMusician]

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[grizhunter]

do you want to snuggle? :shock:

 

[GrizMusician]

do you want to snuggle? :shock:

That's probably the extent of the Missoulian's sexual history...

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[Buttegrizzle]

Of course all Missoulian tweets reference the "victim." All other reporters use "Doe" or "Woman," reserving judgement until the trial is over, per journalist ethics.

 

[grizfnz]

How was the Missoulian reporter able to view the "fluid" stain? Did the state have a UV light present, was there a single stain, or did the blanket light up like the milky way, could it have been yogurt or perhaps even night time drool?
Please Missoulian, provide us with further supporting details to this crucial piece of evidence.....

 

[GrizBear]

Holy cow . . . the kicker is that's a white blanket! :shock:

 

[Gaeilge1]

That may be post of the year!! :lol:

 

[Grisly Fan]

But, but, but... there was an admission of sex so stray bodily fluids proves what? Or is this like reading tea leaves...? A consensual splatter differs from (man I can't even finish that sentence). Maybe they can find an expert in Vegas who has seen so much of this that the pattern has meaning? I'm sure I saw that on CSI.

 

[ranco]

may have been clam juice on the blanky.....

 

[JBS]

may have been clam juice on the blanky.....

I don't think I could sleep under that blanket.