Grizbacker1 said:
Bay Area Cat said:
Grizbacker1 said:
Well you took the bait, hook, line , and sinker once again. You prove the old adage, a _ _ _ _ _ _ _ is born everyday! I think the cats should hire you for a coaching position, that would assure many Griz wins. :thumb: :laugh:
Golllll-eee, GB1, you sure are gullible. I can't believe you fell for that! You know what they say, _______ is as _____ does. The rain washed off the trees and the cube divider laughed a laugh heavy with envy. Charlie Brown wept tears of jello. Have you been fit for your spacesuit yet? John Glenn is on the other line. Emoticon ... emoticon ... emoticon. Where art thou, emoticon?
BAC,
YOu better run along back to politics.com, where you actually stand a chance...you are out of your element when it comes to sports. we all know you have no athletic ability, I heard you were cut from 6 man and there were only 7 players..sad. :thumb:
The owl swept down from the trees and brushed past GB1's head, knocking him off balance. His foot became lodged in the dense brush snaking around the scraggly pines and oak trees in the thicket, and he tumbled to the ground. His impact with the soil awoke the spirit of Andumar, the great beast of the Tilden Forest. Andumar had been cast down by Retromide during the Great Dular of 1993, forbidden from returning to the surface until a man virgin to the ways of wit stumbled upon the root of the Tree of Spide in accordance with the prophesy.
With a lust for life and vengeance in his heart, Andumar rushed to the surface and devoured GB1. He immediately vomited GB1 back out in a pile a black bile, later explaining to a buddy over a vat of grog, "He tasted lame, and I totally can't stomach lame people." He then burped the full lyrics to "Copacabana" and wiped his armpits with GB1's tupee.
And then he wept over the loss of his dear emoticons, without which he could not sing.