For stuff like this. I expect CDA to add to it 
Blue and Gold
I'm such a huge fan
Of that blue and that gold
These quality losses
Man they never get old
And this brand new coach
He's just the right mix
He promised us wins
And the guy's up to six!
He even plays a QB
Who simply cannot pass
Thank God and Baby Jesus
That dude is so fast
And he grabbed all these coaches
From an NAIA staff
After losing better than anyone
We'll have the last laugh
He's like a football God
You could say a football master
Last game he went for two
When he didn't even have ta
And the dudes he's brought in
Man do they impress
Except for the one who punched a girl
And those two who sold Xanax
But never mind those guys
The rest are all so nice
Except for our running back
Who somehow got arrested twice
Okay okay I promise
The rest of the kids are great
It's something you get used to
When you completely #ownthestate
As for that team to the west
They don't give me any fears
I'll just turn the TV off
And not witness our Trail of Tears
Out of sight out of mind
Just like it didn't happen
Then I'll piss in our shit pond
Go home and get a nap in
Then it's on to next season
Onto spring and fall camps
Where I'll once again crown us
The pre-season National Champs!!
Blue and Gold
I'm such a huge fan
Of that blue and that gold
These quality losses
Man they never get old
And this brand new coach
He's just the right mix
He promised us wins
And the guy's up to six!
He even plays a QB
Who simply cannot pass
Thank God and Baby Jesus
That dude is so fast
And he grabbed all these coaches
From an NAIA staff
After losing better than anyone
We'll have the last laugh
He's like a football God
You could say a football master
Last game he went for two
When he didn't even have ta
And the dudes he's brought in
Man do they impress
Except for the one who punched a girl
And those two who sold Xanax
But never mind those guys
The rest are all so nice
Except for our running back
Who somehow got arrested twice
Okay okay I promise
The rest of the kids are great
It's something you get used to
When you completely #ownthestate
As for that team to the west
They don't give me any fears
I'll just turn the TV off
And not witness our Trail of Tears
Out of sight out of mind
Just like it didn't happen
Then I'll piss in our shit pond
Go home and get a nap in
Then it's on to next season
Onto spring and fall camps
Where I'll once again crown us
The pre-season National Champs!!
