Bitter Ol' Monte
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AZGrizFan said:
I'm not hibernating yet, you speculating scamp.
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It’s another Brawl week my friends
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I'm not hibernating yet, you speculating scamp.
Bump....keep this one near the top...
grizbrokebacker1
Well-known member
Grams, you left your teeth on my nightstand you naughty 'ol vixen you. I won't have time to drop them off before you tailgate tomorrow so I'm afraid you're going to have to gum those bratwursts...but if tonight is any indication, you'll do fine. I agree that you should forget about those home-grown boys east of the divide and put a little more emphasis on establishing a "rivalry" with those red turf lovin', TD scorin' Eags. Talk around the greater Spocompton metro commuter college area is that they don't consider it much of a rivalry anymore. They do, however, appreciate the influx of Montana cash at the Northern Quest spa where Griz fans can be regularly seen getting facials and manscaping. Well granny, it's late and I know you're probably already dreaming about our annual encounter next year. I promise it will be as eventful next year and I'll even bring extra Polident to save you the embarrassment. Cheers!
P.S. TG says hello
P.S. TG says hello
grizbrokebacker1 said:
Just ran into Granny at Tower Pizza and her version was a little different. Sounds like you were all talk early like a preseason champion but when the chips were down late in the game you couldn't get the job done, and tearfully walked away on the trail home. She said she would mail your Justin Bieber underwear to you, didn't know why you would have a picture of a pretty boy on your drawers but she doesn't understand a lot of things in the world today. She also thought your excuse of having too much to drink as a factor in your performance didn't hold much water as she had 6 Manhattans compared to your 1 weak Cosmopolitan, and still she had to carry you to the door to get you out of there. She thinks perhaps women and drinking were not something you were familiar with, and had some interesting theories about what you were possibly familiar with. I now know she understands more in the world today than she lets on. She summed up the evening as comparable to watching Ty run the Cats defense, starts out with great enthusiasm and energy, but as the clock ticks down it becomes apparent there is much confusion and inability to sustain the needed drive to finish the job, and one is left with a feeling of dissatisfaction.
Awesome woman.
