Got these forwarded to me by a buddy who is a Cat fan if you can believe that... they've probably been around a while, but still made me chuckle.
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Q. What's the difference between the Montana State Bobcats and the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game
Q. What do the Montana State Bobcats and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 5,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ"
Q. How do you keep a Montana State Bobcat player out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts
Q. Where do you go in Bozeman in case of a tornado?
A. Bobcat stadium - they never get a touchdown there.
Q. Why doesn't Dillon have a Div. 1-AA football team?
A. Because then Bozeman would want one.
Q. Why was the Bobcat coaching staff upset when the Bobcat play book was stolen?
A. Because they hadn't finished coloring it.
Q. What's the difference between the Montana State Bobcats and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the College Championships?
A. The Montana State Bobcats
Q. What do the Montana State Bobcats and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q. How do you tell when the Montana State Bobcats are going to run the football?
A. Ryan Johnson leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.
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Q. What's the difference between the Montana State Bobcats and the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game
Q. What do the Montana State Bobcats and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 5,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ"
Q. How do you keep a Montana State Bobcat player out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts
Q. Where do you go in Bozeman in case of a tornado?
A. Bobcat stadium - they never get a touchdown there.
Q. Why doesn't Dillon have a Div. 1-AA football team?
A. Because then Bozeman would want one.
Q. Why was the Bobcat coaching staff upset when the Bobcat play book was stolen?
A. Because they hadn't finished coloring it.
Q. What's the difference between the Montana State Bobcats and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the College Championships?
A. The Montana State Bobcats
Q. What do the Montana State Bobcats and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q. How do you tell when the Montana State Bobcats are going to run the football?
A. Ryan Johnson leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.
