For Sale - AlphaGriz's Love Mobile

[BDizzle]

2001 Dodge Intrepid
- 140,000 (rounded up or down) miles of pure awesomeness.
- Outside looks brand new besides the few dents and scratches from his whiskey induced driving coma. Nothing a little elbow grease won't buff out.
- Inside is plush. Few alcohol and other stains I cannot mention. I would recommend a thorough detailing. If this backseat could only talk.
- Trunk is full of empty Fireball and Crown bottles. If recycled will probably pay for the first tank of gas.
- This car is guaranteed to increase your chances with the oppostie sex. I drove my girlfriend around the block and she ended up pregnant. It is a baby making machine.

Bastard left it in front of my house. Keys are in the gas tank. Come take it for a test drive.


** This is Griz related because of all the Griz coeds that have graced the backseat.

 

[grizindabox]

2001 Dodge Intrepid
- 140,000 (rounded up or down) miles of pure awesomeness.
- Outside looks brand new besides the few dents and scratches from his whiskey induced driving coma. Nothing a little elbow grease won't buff out.
- Inside is plush. Few alcohol and other stains I cannot mention. I would recommend a thorough detailing. If this backseat could only talk.
- Trunk is full of empty Fireball and Crown bottles. If recycled will probably pay for the first tank of gas.
- This car is guaranteed to increase your chances with the oppostie sex. I drove my girlfriend around the block and she ended up pregnant. It is a baby making machine.

Bastard left it in front of my house. Keys are in the gas tank. Come take it for a test drive.


** This is Griz related because of all the Griz coeds that have graced the backseat.

Thought for a minute this was what PR used for transport to the lake cabin....

 

[getgrizzy]

2001 Dodge Intrepid
- 140,000 (rounded up or down) miles of pure awesomeness.
- Outside looks brand new besides the few dents and scratches from his whiskey induced driving coma. Nothing a little elbow grease won't buff out.
- Inside is plush. Few alcohol and other stains I cannot mention. I would recommend a thorough detailing. If this backseat could only talk.
- Trunk is full of empty Fireball and Crown bottles. If recycled will probably pay for the first tank of gas.
- This car is guaranteed to increase your chances with the oppostie sex. I drove my girlfriend around the block and she ended up pregnant. It is a baby making machine.

Bastard left it in front of my house. Keys are in the gas tank. Come take it for a test drive.


** This is Griz related because of all the Griz coeds that have graced the backseat.

Thought for a minute this was what PR used for transport to the lake cabin....

...or to cruise campus.

 

[fanofzoo]

2001 Dodge Intrepid
- 140,000 (rounded up or down) miles of pure awesomeness.
- Outside looks brand new besides the few dents and scratches from his whiskey induced driving coma. Nothing a little elbow grease won't buff out.
- Inside is plush. Few alcohol and other stains I cannot mention. I would recommend a thorough detailing. If this backseat could only talk.
- Trunk is full of empty Fireball and Crown bottles. If recycled will probably pay for the first tank of gas.
- This car is guaranteed to increase your chances with the oppostie sex. I drove my girlfriend around the block and she ended up pregnant. It is a baby making machine.

Bastard left it in front of my house. Keys are in the gas tank. Come take it for a test drive.


** This is Griz related because of all the Griz coeds that have graced the backseat.

Thought for a minute this was what PR used for transport to the lake cabin....

This drives me crazy. If you have a structure that has 3 bedrooms and 4 baths (which I am sure PR's does) that is a HOUSE not a cabin. A cabin is when you have maybe 2 rooms AND go to the bathroom OUTSIDE.

 

[grizcountry420]

2001 Dodge Intrepid
- 140,000 (rounded up or down) miles of pure awesomeness.
- Outside looks brand new besides the few dents and scratches from his whiskey induced driving coma. Nothing a little elbow grease won't buff out.
- Inside is plush. Few alcohol and other stains I cannot mention. I would recommend a thorough detailing. If this backseat could only talk.
- Trunk is full of empty Fireball and Crown bottles. If recycled will probably pay for the first tank of gas.
- This car is guaranteed to increase your chances with the oppostie sex. I drove my girlfriend around the block and she ended up pregnant. It is a baby making machine.

Bastard left it in front of my house. Keys are in the gas tank. Come take it for a test drive.


** This is Griz related because of all the Griz coeds that have graced the backseat.

Thought for a minute this was what PR used for transport to the lake cabin....

This drives me crazy. If you have a structure that has 3 bedrooms and 4 baths (which I am sure PR's does) that is a HOUSE not a cabin. A cabin is when you have maybe 2 rooms AND go to the bathroom OUTSIDE.

Good stuff!

:lol:

 

[PlayerRep]

2001 Dodge Intrepid
- 140,000 (rounded up or down) miles of pure awesomeness.
- Outside looks brand new besides the few dents and scratches from his whiskey induced driving coma. Nothing a little elbow grease won't buff out.
- Inside is plush. Few alcohol and other stains I cannot mention. I would recommend a thorough detailing. If this backseat could only talk.
- Trunk is full of empty Fireball and Crown bottles. If recycled will probably pay for the first tank of gas.
- This car is guaranteed to increase your chances with the oppostie sex. I drove my girlfriend around the block and she ended up pregnant. It is a baby making machine.

Bastard left it in front of my house. Keys are in the gas tank. Come take it for a test drive.


** This is Griz related because of all the Griz coeds that have graced the backseat.

Thought for a minute this was what PR used for transport to the lake cabin....

This drives me crazy. If you have a structure that has 3 bedrooms and 4 baths (which I am sure PR's does) that is a HOUSE not a cabin. A cabin is when you have maybe 2 rooms AND go to the bathroom OUTSIDE.

I might leave it at my cabin at the Yellowstone Club.

 

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

2 things:

1. Let me know what you sell it for and we will blow it all on the Wyoming and Fargo trips.

2. Your ex has seen the backseat smart guy............hence the "ex"


PS.....if you sleep in my car to simulate being "close to me" you are experiencing "alphadrawl" nothing to be alarmed about just use it as an excuse for why you wear women's shoes. Everything will be OK.

 

[OldtiredGRiz]

Throw in a Febreeze air freshener and a couple hundred feet of yellow police caution tape and we just might have a deal.

 

[Hammer]

I believe this very car was seen on an episode of Cops. The Hillary For President bumper sticker gave it away!!! :shock:

 

[Grizo406]

How much for the seat covers?

 

[Big G]

Why is this on the football board? Why do people keep giving this asshole the exposure and attention he seeks? The subject is seedy and slimy anyway and doesn't need to be on a sight where kids have access. Think before you post people, this is a bad pressident.

 

[AllWeatherFan]

I agree. I'd rather have sex in the kitchen.

 

[Hammer]

How much for the seat covers?

That's just plain disgusting.... uke:

 

[argh!]

greenie tells me that alpo's love mobile is just as inappropriately calloused as one would expect.

keep in mind, this was coming from greenie.

 

[grizatwork]

Why is this on the football board? Why do people keep giving this asshole the exposure and attention he seeks? The subject is seedy and slimy anyway and doesn't need to be on a sight where kids have access. Think before you post people, this is a bad pressident.

I guess what bad pressident you are talking about depends on whether you are a liberal or a conservative.

 

[Allezchat]

Why is this on the football board? Why do people keep giving this asshole the exposure and attention he seeks? The subject is seedy and slimy anyway and doesn't need to be on a sight where kids have access. Think before you post people, this is a bad pressident.

I guess what bad pressident you are talking about depends on whether you are a liberal or a conservative.

Maybe not. He might mean RE. I know most of you aren't a fan. That could be the pressident he's talking about.