A dude on a message board once opened his trap
Out of his hole, he spewed some excessive crap
To spew is divine since the topic was smack,
But when he went after GGG, there was no turning back.
Fat, Stupid, a “wanna be Jock” he did say
Poor dude didn’t understand that it wasn’t his day.
GGG held his tongue for as long as he could,
But he’d had enough so he picked up some wood.
A nice 2x4 should do the job, he surmised.
eatshizzlegrizzle was surely in for a surprise.
A date was set for the rumble, it would be late November,
eatshizzle told his Mommy the date, so that she could remember.
Behind the Cats Paw was where they would meet.
And everyone knew it would pile into the street.
The crowd was large, the air was filled with chants.
But when eatshizzle saw GGG, he took a dump in his pants.
GGG blew it off, it was something he could miss.
And how do you fight a guy who pants are full of piss?
A lesson was learned on that day by eatshizzly…
You can talk smack all you want, but don’t F*ck with a Grizzly.
Out of his hole, he spewed some excessive crap
To spew is divine since the topic was smack,
But when he went after GGG, there was no turning back.
Fat, Stupid, a “wanna be Jock” he did say
Poor dude didn’t understand that it wasn’t his day.
GGG held his tongue for as long as he could,
But he’d had enough so he picked up some wood.
A nice 2x4 should do the job, he surmised.
eatshizzlegrizzle was surely in for a surprise.
A date was set for the rumble, it would be late November,
eatshizzle told his Mommy the date, so that she could remember.
Behind the Cats Paw was where they would meet.
And everyone knew it would pile into the street.
The crowd was large, the air was filled with chants.
But when eatshizzle saw GGG, he took a dump in his pants.
GGG blew it off, it was something he could miss.
And how do you fight a guy who pants are full of piss?
A lesson was learned on that day by eatshizzly…
You can talk smack all you want, but don’t F*ck with a Grizzly.
