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SoldierGriz

SoldierGriz

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Not a lot of time to read the board, but wanted to let everyone know our small team of covert operators are still on the job trying to get the "inside scoop" on who our new coach will be. It's classified, but I do want to let you all know that URSA is earning some major props in his role. Despite his house burning down followed shortly by his attorney's house, and then his ex-wife's house, he is enduring unBEARable hardships for us. He himself almost caught fire as a flying cigarette butt landed on him while in a hide position near main hall. He is fine now. He did leave a marker where we can build a monument in the future. We'll need to raise some money to make it happen.

Hoping for some info to share soonest - we'll stay until we get the info egrzzers deserve, and we'll leave no man behind.
 
Thank you for your kind words, Soldiergrizz. I ran into a little bad luck last night. Somehow the tent I was sleeping in caught on fire in the middle of the night. The doctors here in the burn center in Salt Lake City are sure nice. They say the only reason I survived the conflagration was because of the high volume of liquids I drank before falling asleep. Apparently as the flames consumed my tent I evacuated my bladder into my sleeping bag providing a protective layer from the flames. I guess knocking off that half-rack of Henry's saved my life.

Upon his initial investigation, the fire marshal is suspecting arson. The only lead they have so far is a partial licence plate number from a vehicle fleeing the scene. Reportedly it was a late model sedan with California plates. I have racked my brain and I just don't know what kind of monster would do this to me?

With over 98% of my body burned, I'm having to type this with the one appendage untouched by the flames. This was luckily the same appendage that was most saturated by the life-saving urine. Unfortunately I'm only able to type this post following some specialized nursing "assistance". Not sure I'll be able to post tonight. I have heard that most of the night nurses have "carny hands".



Yours in the bond,
Ursa

Go Griz!
 
Ursa - your grit is heroic indeed. Your mission now is to heal. The rest of the team and I will not quit until we get the inside info we are entitled to. I'll keep you posted.

Hey - see if any of those nurses know any admin assistants in the President or AD's offices...would really be helpful.

Godspeed Ursa.
 
Ursa Major said:
Thank you for your kind words, Soldiergrizz. I ran into a little bad luck last night. Somehow the tent I was sleeping in caught on fire in the middle of the night. The doctors here in the burn center in Salt Lake City are sure nice. They say the only reason I survived the conflagration was because of the high volume of liquids I drank before falling asleep. Apparently as the flames consumed my tent I evacuated my bladder into my sleeping bag providing a protective layer from the flames. I guess knocking off that half-rack of Henry's saved my life.

Upon his initial investigation, the fire marshal is suspecting arson. The only lead they have so far is a partial licence plate number from a vehicle fleeing the scene. Reportedly it was a late model sedan with California plates. I have racked my brain and I just don't know what kind of monster would do this to me?

With over 98% of my body burned, I'm having to type this with the one appendage untouched by the flames. This was luckily the same appendage that was most saturated by the life-saving urine. Unfortunately I'm only able to type this post following some specialized nursing "assistance". Not sure I'll be able to post tonight. I have heard that most of the night nurses have "carny hands".



Yours in the bond,
Ursa

Go Griz!
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Wow, this is a very unfortunate turn of events indeed. Total bummer. I hope the hospital you're in doesn't burn down too. That would be just too much bad luck.
 
Ursa Major said:
Thank you for your kind words, Soldiergrizz. I ran into a little bad luck last night. Somehow the tent I was sleeping in caught on fire in the middle of the night. The doctors here in the burn center in Salt Lake City are sure nice. They say the only reason I survived the conflagration was because of the high volume of liquids I drank before falling asleep. Apparently as the flames consumed my tent I evacuated my bladder into my sleeping bag providing a protective layer from the flames. I guess knocking off that half-rack of Henry's saved my life.

Upon his initial investigation, the fire marshal is suspecting arson. The only lead they have so far is a partial licence plate number from a vehicle fleeing the scene. Reportedly it was a late model sedan with California plates. I have racked my brain and I just don't know what kind of monster would do this to me?

With over 98% of my body burned, I'm having to type this with the one appendage untouched by the flames. This was luckily the same appendage that was most saturated by the life-saving urine. Unfortunately I'm only able to type this post following some specialized nursing "assistance". Not sure I'll be able to post tonight. I have heard that most of the night nurses have "carny hands".



Yours in the bond,
Ursa

Go Griz!
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Ursus, you were holding all the original signed copies of the "Hire Hauck" petitions.
Hope you didn't lose those!
 
Still out here in an excellent position. I heard the word "presser." I said, "hell yeah, press her for the information!" Should have the answer to who our new coach is shortly. Hang in there URSA. We got a chest-full of awards for you my man. And a monument to build.
 
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