garizzalies,
I was hoping for some good/gud fellow Bobcat butt hurt replies. None so far, so taking one for the team dambit. I'm not very good at this, am always impressed by egriz comebacks, top notch. Here goes.
We did commission the balloon, faked the whole world that it was Chinese military/weather and tried to steer it over Washington Griz the "Colosseum Of FCS Football"**. We had a payload of a few tons of Bobcat Batter ice cream to drop on the M, the stadium, and Hoop's/PR's lake house when famous (to him, no one else knows who these people are) people where there, but our MSU-engineer-designed HITS (Highway In The Sky) navigation system broke, it got off course, but we're going to dump it on NDSU now. But The Fats will spoon up the Batter for dinner though, so is it really harmful? The Bobcat head logo that was on the balloon fell off over the Aleutians and smothered a killer whale cow and her calf, not good press. MSU VP Comms is taking lessons from UM's (horrid) PR dump-o-matic press release machine to grunt out a response to the Cat-tastrophy.
**is that what little bro Grady What's His Name incessantly calls WaGris Statium when he drones on and on during Griz games? "The Colosseum of FCS football", or something else? Seems like he gets paid per mention of the stadium, or gets a Skittle reward every time he says it. Does he, or does the UM sportscasting club, know that familiarity breeds contempt? When you mention something too much it means you're insecure? It doesn't seem so. Yes, I do listen to Griz games on an ancient radio during the season every chance I get. Rivalry be dammed, big respect for Griz football tradition. Grady is a great announcer. See how bad I suck at this?
