Dear Baby Jesus...
Thank you for delivering Jack McGillis to the Grizzlies. Not so much because of his talents, but because now when he scores 10 points in a game there will actually be a purpose for ninety bajillion posts about it on egriz. We praise thee for finally ending the speculation that he was not good enough to play for the Grizzlies, and also removing that stick from oh so many egriz posters anusses. Thy devine intervention has now allowed us to cheer for this young man without having to listen to constant griping about how his abilities would have delivered the Grizzlies to March Madness glory. We humbly apologize for not doing thy bidding and offering him a full ride in the middle of his Junior year as was your plan, but hope that delivering him now will appease your wrath on our basketball program.
In Jack McGillis' name we pray....
Go Grizzlies
Thank you for delivering Jack McGillis to the Grizzlies. Not so much because of his talents, but because now when he scores 10 points in a game there will actually be a purpose for ninety bajillion posts about it on egriz. We praise thee for finally ending the speculation that he was not good enough to play for the Grizzlies, and also removing that stick from oh so many egriz posters anusses. Thy devine intervention has now allowed us to cheer for this young man without having to listen to constant griping about how his abilities would have delivered the Grizzlies to March Madness glory. We humbly apologize for not doing thy bidding and offering him a full ride in the middle of his Junior year as was your plan, but hope that delivering him now will appease your wrath on our basketball program.
In Jack McGillis' name we pray....
Go Grizzlies
