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9 Days... Funny Griz Gameday

So at this point "Cotton Eyed Joe" is getting a bit old.

But I laughed so hard the first time it was played... I want to say it was Jackson State???

I dont think in todays politically correct America, you could get away with it now.
 
I got body-slammed by two cops and thrown in the drunk tank for the weekend once. I guess it would be funnier if I had video but my buddies seemed to think it was good comedy.
 
Once during homecoming I got wasted before the game. Ended up losing my ticket and just wandering around. Went and passed out in the UC. The cannon went off to start the game and woke me up. I walked towards the stadium but realized I didn't have my ticket. Some very nice lady saw me and gave me one of her extras.

Luckily I've matured a little since then.
 
For me it's a tie. First night game...Griz pummeling New Hampshire in 2004, and last November's Maul of the Mild.
 
I got a blow job by this good looking transient down in the bushes off of Kim Williams trail. I had an extra ticket to the game but she was too busy moving her camp before the river froze over.
 
At the ’08 Cat-Griz game we caught two MSU college kids trying to steal beer out of a cooler in my buddy’s truck. We pinned one down and wrote Go Griz! on his forehead with a sharpie. We gave them 4 Miller Lites and sent them on their way.
 
Walking across the footbridge and while some Christians were doing a water baptism one of them yells"Jesus saves" and on cue my friend yells out "Gretzkey steals...he scoooores". :lol: the whole bridge cracked up in unison. Funny isht.
 
My brother went to the restroom sometime during the first half and never came back. As we were leaving the game there was an elderly couple standing there with my brother...turns out he couldn't find his way back to our seats...seats we have had forever. The elderly couple noticed him and let him squeeze in and pretty much baby sat him for the rest of the game. Don't think he ever drank that much again before kickoff.
 
Don't remember what year this was, but it was the year Glanville's Vikings came to town ('08?); My wife and her friend both had tickets, yet somehow I was without one. So my wife takes off down Grizzly Drive towards the Gateway with one finger up in the air. Being an attractive young woman, it didn't take long for an older gentleman to walk out from one of the RV's parked on the side of the road and offer her one of his available season tickets at face value. She smiled prettily with a gleam in her eye and thanked him, and I'm sure he looked forward to sitting next to her during the game. Imagine his disappointment when fat, dumb-looking me showed up instead. Great seats though; about 12 rows up on the east-side at about the 50. Man, I was close enough to see every frustrated look on Glanville's face during the game.

Which also leads to one of my favorite funny moments on the field; one of the Griz D took a hit during the 2nd half and was so dazed he ran back to the Portland sideline and saddle up right next to Jerry and waited for his next play. Glanville looks over at him with a somewhat confused/amused look on his face and politely lets him know he should probably head over to his side of the field. Oh, man. I laughed so hard when I saw that. Poor guy.
 
Years ago at a playoff game (I think '06 vs McNeese State) I was able to bring in an abnormally large number of beers into the stadium. As the game went on more and more people in my section left the area (not sure if they left the game or just the seats by me) until eventually there was nobody left on my row, and most of the 2 rows in front and back of me were also empty. About 5 minutes left in the 4th I was down to my last 2 beers, and I went to the restroom. When I returned there was a couple of officers waiting at the end of the row, watching the 2 un-opened beers and stack of empties. I made my way towards my seat, but as I sat a row above and a few seats down from my seat the officers patiently watched for a few minutes, then gave up and came over and poured out the last 2 beers. I was heartbroken.
 
After a game in college en route to a house party I was directing traffic in my underwear at the intersection of Higgins and Beckwith. Pants around my ankles for some reason. The city smartened up and put a round about there the following year.
 
griz5700 said:
After a game in college en route to a house party I was directing traffic in my underwear at the intersection of Higgins and Beckwith. Pants around my ankles for some reason. The city smartened up and put a round about there the following year.
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They could'a saved tax payers money by just letting you stay there with your pants around your ankles. :D
 
It was homecoming 2005, a lady quite polluted was making her way down to her seat when she started to fall forward. She fell into a guy and he put his arms up and she did a flip and landed on her feet, then sat down like nothing had happened. Had to laugh. Sober never happen Ha Ha !!!
 
My buddy and I decided to dress up in tiger outifts for the ISU game on Halloween (07 or 08), but wanted to make it look like we got mauled by bears...sounded way better when we planned it while drunk. Got really drunk putting the costumes on, even more drunk during the game, and by halftime I was passed out in a porta-potty and my buddy had to crawl up the stairs to our seats for the 2nd half. Ah the glory days of being young and dumb
 
As a student in 1995, me and a friend wanted to go to a game early in the season but didn't get our student tickets that week. So the night before the game we scouted the perimeter of WaGriz and found a place where we could climb over the fence. My friend said it would never work. I was convinced it would. So the next day before the game we scrambled up the embankment at the northeast corner of the stadium and scrambled over the fence. The good folks tailgating in the bed of a pickup all cheered and yelled "jailbreak!" as we gained entrance. Upon landing on the other side of the fence we walked quickly around the north end to avoid a couple cops walking toward us. We eventually made it past a ticket checker standing in the aisle and found seats in the student section.

Then in 1996, again a student without a ticket to a game. I borrowed a tshirt from an acquaintance in the band. I walked up to the south entrance and enthusiastically told the ticket taker "I'm in the band!" and showed her my band tshirt. She let me pass right through.

Ah, the good old days!
 
grizcountry420 said:
I got a blow job by this good looking transient down in the bushes off of Kim Williams trail. I had an extra ticket to the game but she was too busy moving her camp before the river froze over.
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That reminds me, mom says you still owe her 6 bucks.
 
Grizbeer said:
Years ago at a playoff game (I think '06 vs McNeese State) I was able to bring in an abnormally large number of beers into the stadium. As the game went on more and more people in my section left the area (not sure if they left the game or just the seats by me) until eventually there was nobody left on my row, and most of the 2 rows in front and back of me were also empty. About 5 minutes left in the 4th I was down to my last 2 beers, and I went to the restroom. When I returned there was a couple of officers waiting at the end of the row, watching the 2 un-opened beers and stack of empties. I made my way towards my seat, but as I sat a row above and a few seats down from my seat the officers patiently watched for a few minutes, then gave up and came over and poured out the last 2 beers. I was heartbroken.
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Grizbeer best in space. Suck it, DaeDae!
 
I wanna say it was a playoff game in...2005? Whenever the year was when they played Griz highlights with Micks call on Griz Vision. The opposing team called a timeout, then their whole bench (coaches included!!) spent their whole timeout watching Griz Vision, lol!
 
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