Osama Bin Laden

Osama bin Laden is roaming through the desert and stumbles upon a magic lamp.  Out of the lamp pops a genie, who says “I will grant you one wish.” bin Laden says, “Can you help me hide from the U.S. government?”  The genie scowls and says, “I will grant you one REASONABLE wish, why don’t we try something else.”  Bin Laden says, “OK, can you help Montana State beat the Grizzlies in football?”   The genie replied, “On second thought, lets find you a good hiding spot …”