What does the average MSU player get on his SAT’s?

What do you get when you put 32 MSU cheerleaders in one room?
A full set of teeth

How do you get a MSU cheerleader into your dorm room?
Grease her hips and push like hell

How do you get A MSU football player off you porch?
Pay him for the pizza

Why do the MSU cheerleaders wear bibs?
To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms

Why do they no longer serve ice at MSU football games?
The senior who knew the recipe graduated

Why is the MSU football team like a possum?
Because they play dead at home, and get killed on the road

What are the longest three years of an MSU football player’s life?
His freshman year

How many Montana State freshman does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, That’s a sophomore course at MSU

Why did Montana State replace natural grass with Astroturf?
To discourage the cheerleaders from grazing during games