A guy calls the number to purchase bobcat tickets…
“Yes I would like to purchase bobcat tickets, and need them as soon as possible, we’re almost out of toilet paper!!!

What happens when bobcat cheerleaders look out their dorm-room windows?
They get arrested for mooning.

What do you call a bobcat cheerleader running out on the field??

What do the bobcats say after playing the griz?
Damn, they kicked our asses again!!!