Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?
Bozeman, MT …….He knew the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner

Why did O.J. want to move to Bozeman, MT?
Everyone there has the same DNA

Why did Bozeman want to choose orange as their team color?
You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash the rest of the week

Why will the Cats lose their 15th in a row game to the Griz?
Because they suck!!!

If you have a car containing a Bobcat wide receiver, linebacker, and defensive back, who is driving the car?
A cop

What do you get when you drive slow through Bozeman?
A degree from the Montana State University

Why did they cancel the Montana State University Christmas party?
They could not find three wise men or a virgin

What are the toughest 6 years in a Bobcat’s life?
3rd grade

What does a Bozeman grad say to a Missoula grad?
Would you like fries with that?

What is the only sign of intelligent life in Bozeman?
Missoula 201 Miles

How do you keep a bobcat out of your yard?
Put a goal post in it!