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Re: Choach says...

Post by FlyCastingCat » Fri Oct 11, 2019 6:23 pm

Fellas, FELLAS. You misjudge me. I'm not the least bit angry. Rather jovial truth be told. It's fun to interject a bit of reality into the regular egriz circle jerk from time to time. But we definitely need to clear something up. I am much better looking than that blue sweatshirt guy.

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Re: Choach says...

Post by EverettGriz » Fri Oct 11, 2019 8:21 pm

FlyCastingCat wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 6:23 pm
Fellas, FELLAS. You misjudge me. I'm not the least bit angry. Rather jovial truth be told. It's fun to interject a bit of reality into the regular egriz circle jerk from time to time. But we definitely need to clear something up. I am much better looking than that blue sweatshirt guy.
Ah. So you’re just an asshat idiot. Thanks for clearing that up for us.

At least if you’d have copped to being Angry Fan you’d have some street cred.
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Post by CDAGRIZ » Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:07 pm

EverettGriz wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 8:21 pm
FlyCastingCat wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 6:23 pm
Fellas, FELLAS. You misjudge me. I'm not the least bit angry. Rather jovial truth be told. It's fun to interject a bit of reality into the regular egriz circle jerk from time to time. But we definitely need to clear something up. I am much better looking than that blue sweatshirt guy.
Ah. So you’re just an asshat idiot. Thanks for clearing that up for us.

At least if you’d have copped to being Angry Fan you’d have some street cred.
I was really hoping he was Angry Fan. I felt like we found him. The search continues. I won’t rest.

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Re: Choach says...

Post by garizzalies » Fri Oct 11, 2019 10:44 pm

How ‘bout a little Lisa Choeb


Choach says
I only pass when I want to
And Choach says
I talk slow all the time, so
And Choach thought it from beginning
And Choach thought that he don’t belong
And now that he’s winning
Now the quarterback did something wrong
'Cause he uses you
Yeah he uses you
And Choach says
I only pass when I want to
I don't pass it far
I don't pay attention
To down ‘n distance
That we’re running now and
Everytime anywhere
He can’t understand why we really care

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Post by ABQCat » Sat Oct 12, 2019 8:11 am

CDAGRIZ wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 2:24 pm
Htowngriz wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 2:08 pm
What's better: that guy or the cowpoke flipping the double birds at the '97 game?
A LOT of people don't recognize ABQ in that pic.

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Post by Buttegrizzle » Sat Oct 12, 2019 9:02 am

FlyCat is out casting for big browns in the shit pond now. Let’s check back with him later today after Suk State takes care of business.
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Post by kyle_sample » Sat Oct 12, 2019 4:55 pm

FlyCastingCat wrote:
Thu Oct 10, 2019 1:18 pm
Hot DAMN!! I simply can not wait until the Cats shit pile Sneed and relentlessly rush the football straight up Bob's cleft asshole. When all your stomachs drop to your asses with the realization that you will lose the 4th straight brawl, I will be here to remind you just how uniquely stupid you all are. Discuss.
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Post by HookedonGriz » Sat Oct 12, 2019 5:23 pm

kyle_sample wrote:
Sat Oct 12, 2019 4:55 pm
FlyCastingCat wrote:
Thu Oct 10, 2019 1:18 pm
Hot DAMN!! I simply can not wait until the Cats shit pile Sneed and relentlessly rush the football straight up Bob's cleft asshole. When all your stomachs drop to your asses with the realization that you will lose the 4th straight brawl, I will be here to remind you just how uniquely stupid you all are. Discuss.
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Well played Sample!

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Re: Choach says...

Post by HookedonGriz » Sat Oct 12, 2019 5:24 pm

garizzalies wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 10:44 pm
How ‘bout a little Lisa Choeb


Choach says
I only pass when I want to
And Choach says
I talk slow all the time, so
And Choach thought it from beginning
And Choach thought that he don’t belong
And now that he’s winning
Now the quarterback did something wrong
'Cause he uses you
Yeah he uses you
And Choach says
I only pass when I want to
I don't pass it far
I don't pay attention
To down ‘n distance
That we’re running now and
Everytime anywhere
He can’t understand why we really care
This is an underrated post. Nice work!

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Re: Choach says...

Post by EverettGriz » Sat Oct 12, 2019 5:24 pm

kyle_sample wrote:
Sat Oct 12, 2019 4:55 pm
FlyCastingCat wrote:
Thu Oct 10, 2019 1:18 pm
Hot DAMN!! I simply can not wait until the Cats shit pile Sneed and relentlessly rush the football straight up Bob's cleft asshole. When all your stomachs drop to your asses with the realization that you will lose the 4th straight brawl, I will be here to remind you just how uniquely stupid you all are. Discuss.
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:lol: :clap:
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Re: Choach says...

Post by Buttegrizzle » Sat Oct 12, 2019 7:52 pm

So FlyisdownCat,

How’d Sacto treat ya? Just asking for a friend.
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Re: Choach says...

Post by floridagriz15 » Sun Oct 13, 2019 12:04 am

Apparently the shit pond wasn't very good fishing today...

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Post by Bear Axed » Sun Oct 13, 2019 4:08 am

The bobcat fans did I nice job on their full dress rehearsal for the biannual "Trail of Tears" Pageant today..... they looked good
Obviously I never played the game.... :dance:

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Post by garizzalies » Sun Oct 13, 2019 11:40 am

Choach says he like to “take their souls.”

There was a play yesterday, I believe it was in the 1st qrt, where they were facing a 4th and short, on about their own 40, and they ran the swinging gate for a loss! :lol:

Is there anything more soul crushing than that?

Maybe the cat-homer announcers joking about how horrible a pass from RSBV was when it skipped 10 yards in front of the intended WR? They sounded like one of us.

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Re: Choach says...

Post by fanofzoo » Sun Oct 13, 2019 12:20 pm

garizzalies wrote:
Sun Oct 13, 2019 11:40 am
Choach says he like to “take their souls.”

There was a play yesterday, I believe it was in the 1st qrt, where they were facing a 4th and short, on about their own 40, and they ran the swinging gate for a loss! :lol:

Is there anything more soul crushing than that?

Maybe the cat-homer announcers joking about how horrible a pass from RSBV was when it skipped 10 yards in front of the intended WR? They sounded like one of us.
Was 4th and short until they got a 5 yarder and then still tried it :lol:

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Post by grizpsych » Sun Oct 13, 2019 12:23 pm

Ursa Major wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 11:27 am
CDAGRIZ wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 11:12 am
Buttegrizzle wrote:
Fri Oct 11, 2019 12:07 am
EverettGriz wrote:
Thu Oct 10, 2019 5:55 pm
Can ANYONE read Flyingasses' post, and NOT picture the infamous Angry Man wearing his 3-sizes-too-small puke blue sweatshirt??
Angry Man! Somebody please repost!!!
I couldn't find the Angry Bobcat Fan. I found this, though.

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Re: Choach says...

Post by 62GRIZ » Sun Oct 13, 2019 3:44 pm

floridagriz15 wrote:
Sun Oct 13, 2019 12:04 am
Apparently the shit pond wasn't very good fishing today...
I've heard that the fishing there is always good - it's the catching that's really shitty! :shock:

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