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MSU FB Prioritizing Retention

Griz RTD

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The pussy scats are in real trouble!

https://www.bozemandailychronicle.com/sports/bobcats/football/montana-state-football-prioritizing-retention-in-wake-of-transfer-rule-changes/article_fb4da26a-848b-5ecf-a15a-1a4182cc8506.html
 
Coach Hauck, what is the status of Grizzly football?

“We’re getting stronger, faster and more healthy every day so we can win the BSC Championship.”

Coach Sixx, what is the status of the cat team?

“Gee, I sure hope no one else leaves the team.”

What a ham-handed baffoon. Talk about over your head. It’s the Peter principle in bright neon colors.

Coach Peter Sixx is fucked.
 
Five years from now Coach Sixx and honeybear will be living in a trailer on the outskirts of Dillon in a single-wide while he’s employed as the Bulldog’s equipment manager.
 
Griz til I die said:
Idk how I missed it but how did we come up with the name coach sixx?

He was the sixth, seventh, or eighth choice of the cat hiring committee.

It’s tough to come up with a handle for such a dull character. It’s like inventing a nickname for the short, flat wooden spoons they gave us to eat ice cream with in school.
 
Ursa Major said:
Griz til I die said:
Idk how I missed it but how did we come up with the name coach sixx?

He was the sixth, seventh, or eighth choice of the cat hiring committee.

It’s tough to come up with a handle for such a dull character. It’s like inventing a nickname for the short, flat wooden spoons they gave us to eat ice cream with in school.

That, sir, is the best and most accurate comparison I’ve ever encountered.
“Yo, Brett Sixx and tha boyz are here! This party is gonna be wild!”

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Choate often slammed the NCAA for its easing of transfer rules. During a signing day event in 2019, he called the transfer portal “the worst thing that’s ever been invented in the history of athletics.”

He said it was easier for players to quit on a program, adding “it’s an absolutely deplorable message to send to the youth of America.”
The worst thing? Really? In history? Worse than say non-integration?

Deplorable? Deplorable to give the kid a little freedom? What message are you sending the yoots?

What are you doing?
 
How many years were left on Choach's contract when he bailed again? What a dullard.
His preferred recruiting philosphy:
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Anyway, whining about players entering the portal instead of focusing on recruiting the portal is one of the most "Bobcat things" ever. Glad to see Sixx is embracing the traditions there. #justbobcatthings
 
Ursa Major said:
Griz til I die said:
Idk how I missed it but how did we come up with the name coach sixx?

He was the sixth, seventh, or eighth choice of the cat hiring committee.

It’s tough to come up with a handle for such a dull character. It’s like inventing a nickname for the short, flat wooden spoons they gave us to eat ice cream with in school.

I tried to throw Coach Hex out there but too much explanation was necessary. Hex is six in Greek.
 
Ursa Major said:
Five years from now Coach Sixx and honeybear will be living in a trailer on the outskirts of Dillon in a single-wide while he’s employed as the Bulldog’s equipment manager.

Come on now... Let's leave Dillon out of this.... :lol:
 
CDAGRIZ said:
How many years were left on Choach's contract when he bailed again? What a dullard.
His preferred recruiting philosphy:
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Anyway, whining about players entering the portal instead of focusing on recruiting the portal is one of the most "Bobcat things" ever. Glad to see Sixx is embracing the traditions there. #justbobcatthings

I thought the same thing when I read what Choate said, pretty sure he signed his extension on the way to the airport ... AND I don't think that Sixx is whining about it. It is a concern, one that has affected both programs, but I digress....
 
SACCAT66 said:
CDAGRIZ said:
How many years were left on Choach's contract when he bailed again? What a dullard.
His preferred recruiting philosphy:
giphy-downsized-large.gif


Anyway, whining about players entering the portal instead of focusing on recruiting the portal is one of the most "Bobcat things" ever. Glad to see Sixx is embracing the traditions there. #justbobcatthings

I thought the same thing when I read what Choate said, pretty sure he signed his extension on the way to the airport ... AND I don't think that Sixx is whining about it. It is a concern, one that has affected both programs, but I digress....

I agree. Don't tell anyone, though.
 
"sixx" or variations thereof just don't ring true, like "choach" did. i think some time and a period of deep reflection are needed to come up with a better name. this is just my opinion. i have no newer, better name to offer at this time.
 
argh! said:
"sixx" or variations thereof just don't ring true, like "choach" did. i think some time and a period of deep reflection are needed to come up with a better name. this is just my opinion. i have no newer, better name to offer at this time.

Coach Vag..
Vagina
 
grizpack said:
Ursa Major said:
Five years from now Coach Sixx and honeybear will be living in a trailer on the outskirts of Dillon in a single-wide while he’s employed as the Bulldog’s equipment manager.

Come on now... Let's leave Dillon out of this.... :lol:
Went fishing down in the beautiful Beaverhead valley and chatted with some locals and learned the true purpose of this article.
Apparently the Dillon LB (who cat fats think is an NFL QB) graduated and plans to grad-transfer to The Griz to finally be on a championship level team. Coach Don Juan Sixx is doing everything he can to desperately retain the LB, and is already fighting for his job before even coaching a game.
Can you imagine? Cat fats’ brains will implode and make that farting noise like when a balloon slowly deflates.
 
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