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Another NDSU thread on eGriz. You guys can't beat us or quit us!
FatBison,
You remind me of a guy we ran into at a NoDakota rest stop west of Fargo. He was a pudgy little fellow probably in his mid to late 50"s about 5'6" with a balding head and a walrus like mustache.
He was all decked out in his ndsu bison letterman jacket that included patches for all the championships the bison have bought.
He wasn't there to use the rest stop as intended but instead he was going from visitor to visitor showing off the jackets with it's awards and bragging just how magnificent the ndsu bison are.
I noticed many he spoke to were annoyed by him but were too polite to tell him to go ef himself. Fortunately we were in a hurry to get out of the flatlands and back to Montana because he didn't get to us or I may have needed bail money.
What an obnoxious little male rooster sucker and I honestly felt bad for him and wondered what would cause a person to act like that.
Then the reason came to me. First he was a NoDakotan and that is a miserable thing but even worse he was a bison fan which greatly compounded his misery.
But it seems common for bison fans to act like that, like the north end of a southbound horse. I can remember seeing one group of bison fans pictured draping a ndsu bison flag over the "Welcome to Montana" sign on their way to losing in WaGriz.
Or just as bad, some miserable bison fan whose life is so dreadful that that fan feels satisfied trolling on another teams website. Despicable. But upon thinking about it, I realized it may be appropriate to give a little mercy and understanding because after all they are North Dakota.
Who knows you may just he that little rooster sucker from the rest stop?