It was college contestant week on a national game show. The student contestants were from Idaho State, Portland State, and Montana State. The rules of the game were to answer the question, and then spell the answer correctly. The first one to do this would win the game. The question is, “Old McDonald had a ????”. The Idaho State student buzzes in first and answers,”Old McDonald had a ranch, R-A-N-C-H”. The host says that he is close, but he is wrong. The Portland State student buzzes in and answers,” Old McDonald had a house, H-O-U-S-E”. Once again says that he is sorry, but he is wrong, al so. The Montana State student, looking at the other two contestants, and says, ” I know this one you idiots, Old McDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O”.