A Montana State fan was putting up a new flag pole. He wanted to know how high in the air his flag would be and he kept holding on to the pole and trying to get the tape measure to reach the end. He couldn’t and he kept dropping the pole.
A Montana fan came by and said, “Why don’t you just put the flag pole on the ground and measure it?”
The Montana State fan said,
You stupid Griz, I want to know how high it is, not how long it is”!!