There’s a guy from Montana State driving from Bozeman to Missoula and a guy from UM driving from Missoula to Bozeman. In the middle of the night, with no other cars on the road, they hit each other head on and both cars go flying off in different directions.
The Bobcat manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, “Man, I am really lucky to be alive!” Likewise the Grizzly scrambles out of his car and looks at his wreckage. He too says to himself, “I can’t believe I survived this wreck!”
The MSU guy walks over to the UM guy and says, “Hey man, I think this is a sign from God that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of arch rivals.” The Grizzly thinks for a moment and says, “You know, you\’re absolutely right! We should be friends. Now I’m gonna see what else survived this wreck.” So the Griz pops open his trunk and finds a full unopened bottle of Jack Daniels. He says to the MSU’er, “I think this is another sign from God that we should toast to our new found understanding and friendship.”
The Bobcat says, “You’re right!” and he grabs the bottle and starts sucking down Jack Daniels. After putting away nearly half the bottle the Bobcat hands it back to the Grizzly and says, “Your turn! The Grizzly twists the cap back on the bottle and says, “Nahh, I think I’ll wait for the cops to show up.”