I got pulled over by the Highway Patrol on the way to the GRIZZLY Football game last weekend. The patrolman was real nice and said that I was a lot better than the last guy he pulled over.

The last guy had drove 50 miles before he finally ran out of gas and stopped. When the patrolman asked him why he would make a little speeding ticket into such a big fine, the guy said, “I gave my Bobcat season tickets to the last cop that pulled me over, and I was afraid he was bringing them back!”